Thread: Thai men - like em?

Do they also use spellchecker ?

Originally Posted by tomcat

cannot get that scene out of my mind...

tried a laxative?

Originally Posted by tomcat

I recommend an excursion to Jupiter

I have heard that the rings at jupiter are quite big

Originally Posted by tomcat

at a private Qatari party in Doha, one guest, dressed in black abaya with head and face cloaked, threw off everything from the neck down and danced naked to the exotic strains of Umm Kalthum...his face remained covered because he was a (minor) Saudi prince, though his jiggling jelly butt was on full display...cannot get that scene out of my mind...

Umm Kalthum .. was it the length of the song that was the deciding factor? She sang some very long songs.

This one, but the whine and musical accompaniment went on for 15 minutes...one might think he was churning butter...

Interesting. TD and Stickman have a couple things in common.
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com

Originally Posted by Norton

TD and Stickman have a couple things in common.

what might they be?

Originally Posted by tomcat

Originally Posted by Norton

TD and Stickman have a couple things in common.

what might they be?

Promoting the legendary cultural stereotypes and myths....

Originally Posted by Norton

Interesting. TD and Stickman have a couple things in common.
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com

I think he used to be a member here (as did his nemisis Galt) until he got tired of having the piss taken out of his weeklys.

Originally Posted by tomcat

what might they be?

Size matters and smooci.

Originally Posted by Norton

Interesting. TD and Stickman have a couple things in common

Like marrying a "good girl" and sneering at anyone also not married to a hi-so, who turns out to be a total ratbag with a major gambling problem, and the whole charade comes to an abrupt end when debt collectors with scant regard for people's health started knocking on his door?.

Quite frankly I'm surprised Paul the Tefler didn't do a column on the whole event, a lot of people knew the full story but he's so good with words it would have been fascinating reading .

Originally Posted by Headworx

a lot of people knew the full story

Paul's archenemy Galt surely knew.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...john-galt.html

A blast from the past.

^Ha! Had completely forgotten about that total fucking nut case!. Even Smeg is an amateur by comparison.

A Thai man and a tourist got involved in a heated dispute on the MRT Friday afternoon that would have seen them come to blows if another passenger hadn’t stepped in two separate the pair.
It all started after the tourist bumped another passenger with his luggage and for the hot-headed Thai man, his apology wasn’t enough so he let loose on the tourist with a tongue lashing, telling him at one point, “Go your f**king country”

^...thus demonstrating that all Thai men are...

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

A Thai man and a tourist got involved in a heated dispute on the MRT Friday afternoon that would have seen them come to blows if another passenger hadn’t stepped in two separate the pair.
It all started after the tourist bumped another passenger with his luggage and for the hot-headed Thai man, his apology wasn’t enough so he let loose on the tourist with a tongue lashing, telling him at one point, “Go your f**king country”

Damn Foreigners.

Damn aggressive katoeys.

Originally Posted by tomcat

^...thus demonstrating that all Thai men are...

Thai ,

A TD member once claimed that all Thai men were 'only a few drinks away from homosexuality'

^
A few Leo beer and then it's Leo getting it up the jacksie ,

In gay pub toilets do Thai men give out massages while you're pissing? Or is that just a straight blokes thing?

Always wondered about this

^
I gave them 20 baht and told them to keep their hands away from me dodgy gits , can't remember the club in BKK that put a stage show on and it wasn't a gay club ,

On Koh Chang hippie bar I was rinsing my hands, a Thai bloke starts massaging the shoulders, puts his arm round my neck from behind, lifted me a few inches off my feet, shook my back and clicked all my vertabre out. My spine felt lighter, like I'd just shed a years worth of lower back pain.

Never found another bloke in a toilet like him ever again.