Hey newbies, it doesn't matter if you were banned.

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Originally Posted by bendix

Bugger me. That was quick. I only pointed out that if a subject was to be posted as news, surely it should be subject to the usual exchange of views normal in the News Forum.

I then suggested that if admin didnt want it to be discussed, perhaps it would be better posted in the Classifieds or Commercial section.

And it's gone after three minutes. Damn, they are paranoid.

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as you are finding out bendix, most of the lads here complain about the draconian state of the moderation on TV and not the posters themselves.

i think teakdoor gets a bad rap as a bunch of TV haters and trolls, but its an unfair assumption.

you would think that considering some mods follow this forum the word would be passed around to have a good look at there moderation policy and chill out a bit.

they even have a policy now that posters have no chance of reducing there warning level and will be dumped after 10 warnings.

even fuking prisoners get credit for good behaviour but the admin cant even manage to do that.

how easy is it for a long term poster to crank up 10 warnings with a moderation policy that TV has.?

very fuking easy.

are you listening george.?

Rather bizarrely I only have two warnings. No idea how. I think they like having me around ;-)

it feels like TV have sold out to the junta :)

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Originally Posted by terry57

i think teakdoor gets a bad rap as a bunch of TV haters and trolls, but its an unfair assumption.

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Thats the only way that Tv admin have found to-date to fight back.
I don't think anyone here hates TV, it is just a few of the admin and mods who behave like pricks. I still have friends over there.

TV has been trolled in the past but not recently and anyway it is quite harmless and just a bit of fun.

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Rather bizarrely I only have two warnings. No idea how. I think they like having me around ;-)

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doubt there's many who have the ball's to engage you ,

how'd ijwt fare , delivering your head on a plate ???

When I first signed up I got told to change my nic as it was offensive to some members.
One week later I got warned for some harmless Aussie joke.
The constant tweaking and twiddling with posters posts and threads just became too much.
I am not a number:finger:

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you'll love this one mate.

i got a warning because i was using to much aussie slang and the poor euro's were complaining that they could not understand what i was writing. :)

i mean i was talking the piss, but a lot of punters where having a good bit of craic out of it.

the bastard mod that gave me the warning was an aussie himself so go figure.

i mean, W.T F.

another time there was a great thread going between the poms and the aussies taking the piss out of each other.
i called one guy a " pommy blighter " and the same mod gave me a warning for being racist.

i mean the whole thread was a joke and the fool lays that on me.

its not hard to see why i fuked off over here is it. :)

seems mrs q has found the formula for long meritless threads. how about a socks or stuffed animal thread?

the silly bloody mods are going to cause all the fun posters to leave and they will be left with a bunch of drones and piss poor girly threads.

have a look at bedlam going down the shitter with crap threads and back slapping.
jai dee hit 20,000 posts the other day and they all had a wank fest. :nerner:

unfuking believable.

i mean theres some real shit here as well, but at least the punters can have a piss take and a good fukin punch up without being banned.

maybe its just me, but i dont do back slapping very well especially in group situations like that, as its a tad gayish.

but everybody to there own and who gives a flying fuck i suppose.

^^I think the newly banned, about to be banned and fued TV posters just need a place where they can share and find emotional support before dipping into the rest of the forum. There will be tea, coffee and cookies served later then they'll feel better.
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I think this shit is kinda funny. Interesting even. Why would any forum limits it's posters so tightly? Once that happens all you get is bullshit half-baked answers to real questions. you kill open discussion you lose all value. May as well log on to thorntree. never have been a poster on TV. Don't look like it's gonna happen either.

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Originally Posted by obsidian

seems mrs q has found the formula for long meritless threads. how about a socks or stuffed animal thread?

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i can understand why you say that, but its all that pent up agression ozzing out of us ex TV'ers.

anyway im a fuking ex tv'er thats for sure, but i still go over for a perv to keep my eye in. :)

get the good oil so to speak.

terry57 -- on behalf of all td members i would like to extend to you full and complete approval to have an unexpressed thought. please consider taking advantage of this free offer.

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thanks mate, and as long as its free i'll do anything.

except go back to bedlam that is.

Ahh did we say free ?

Free speech yes, but completely free no.
You are expected to click on the top left of your screen where it says "donate"
Once a month should keep it free. Thank you





Edit: DD told me to post that

THis insurance thing is presumably nothing more than appending a brand to some financial service and getting some minor kickback for new business

Like the Aeon 'Hello Kitty' Mastercard.....

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Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

THis insurance thing is presumably nothing more than appending a brand to some financial service and getting some minor kickback for new business

Like the Aeon 'Hello Kitty' Mastercard.....

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The Thai Visa Mastercard "product proposal" was the one of the gayest things I have ever read.

Oh they've done that too?

Ok, well its nothing remarkable or deserving of much applause. Its just pasting your name on someone else's product.

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Oh they've done that too?

Ok, well its nothing remarkable or deserving of much applause. Its just pasting your name on someone else's product.

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As I recall the "talks" between George and Thai Visa ended when Master Card pointed out that such credit cards needed a usership of at least 50,000... Perhaps he should have read the website first...

He also didn't realise that he had to pay aswell, just assumed they would issue them free of charge, not a very well thought out or researched idea.....

As was the bar.

I imagine that with the Bar, the bar owner was expecting them to pay him....and they were expecting him to pay them.

Fark me sideways with a bargepole. I thought that I'd got away from Terry57. Have you told the one about the King Cobra Terry? Show us the pictures...

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As was the bar.

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What were they going to do with a bar?? stack it full of billyboys, until they realised bar half the moderating team there was actually no demand for it???

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Originally Posted by buriramboy

What were they going to do with a bar??

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It was to be a place for members to meet and discuss.
When someone pointed out to George that the talking could not be moderated he went very quiet for 10 minutes and then cancelled the plan.

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yes they were some cracker photos wern't they mate.

show me a photo of your king cobra some one said.

jeez,

they shit a month of sundays when i pulled them out of my bag of tricks. :)

The snake was rather smaller, and you were quite a bit further away from it, then your story suggested....

well the bastard thing was 4 metres long so i suppose it was'nt a bad idea to be on koh samui considering that snake was on koh phan gan. :)

i might be a gun firefighter but those king cobra's are not to be messed with. :rolleyes:

have you heard to latest news. ?

there's a newbie floating around called " english noodles."

sounds like big trouble coming teak doors way. :)

What's wrong with English noodles? Everything English is good.

Have you moved to Thailand yet Terry, or still advising from afar...

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well the bastard thing was 4 metres long

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Did you miss out the "centi" there


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Hahahaha. Good one Thetyim. You've heard Terry's stories before then.

not yet mate as im still earning money so i can get on the piss with some fellas i know.

they got drinking problems so i need plenty of dosh to maybe help them in the future when they need a liver transplant. :rolleyes:

but im still giving out my top advise from foreign lands far away to help out the believers. :)

why do you ask,? you need some info.?

You're always my first point of call if I need advice, Bishop Terrence.

Actually, the land office are getting a bit steep with their bribe demands, any advice?

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Hahahaha. Good one Thetyim. You've heard Terry's stories before then.

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he sure has , because he was a TV member before the beginning of christ, wernt you mate. :)

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Originally Posted by Sir Burr

As was the bar.

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What were they going to do with a bar?? stack it full of billyboys, until they realised bar half the moderating team there was actually no demand for it???

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Full of teenaged lads and diamond in the rough girls from Khon Khen was probably the idea. They probably would have done a full page spread on the first 'CHASHIER"/ poster marriage.

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You're always my first point of call if I need advice, Bishop Terrence.

Actually, the land office are getting a bit steep with their bribe demands, any advice?

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firstly i would have you know ive changed my name to " clarence " and secondly, a nice little bribe concerning people of questionable gender might be able to solve your problems with the land orifice, if you get my drift. :)

oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

The missus decided on an alternative route - tape the conversations with the corrupt boss. The head boy is soon to get a shock...
(Of course her familly may get gunned down thereafter...)

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oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

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They rather have an envelope.

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Originally Posted by lom

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Originally Posted by terry57

oh yes, they do appreciate " johnny walker black "

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They rather have an envelope.

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They'll be getting an envelope with their P45 inside...
(yeah 20 is up.)

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there in its self lies the conundrum.

if one likes the wifes family its a problem but if one only likes the wifes family a tad. its not a problem.

besides that, one might inherit the buffalows. :)

thats why you ask me the hard questions, as i have the correct answers.

I expect baldrick and other members hold the key to the stable of lads available. A shrine has been set up to honour David Arthur founding member of TV and "political prisoner" of the cause.