Hey newbies, it doesn't matter if you were banned.

I'm an equal opportunity employer.

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Originally Posted by chinthee

Can I work off my sentence buggering lady boys in Pattaya?

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Up to you, mate

Hey wait a minute. I'm not that drunk. I didn't say Buggering ladyboys, I said policing...but hey come to think of it, hey why not, Ok, bugger, police any way I can get it.

Chintee, either put the bottle down, or put the keyboard down mate!

:rofl:

Actually, no, you're cracking me up!



*the way to dig oneself out of a hole is NOT to dig deeper!*

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Originally Posted by kayo

Chintee, either put the bottle down, or put the keyboard down mate!

:rofl:

Actually, no, you're cracking me up!



*the way to dig oneself out of a hole is NOT to dig deeper!*

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You know what they say "give a man enough rope and he will hang himself"

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

Somebody should post this over at TV.
From the Australian Government

Ferry travel in Thailand can be dangerous, as vessel passenger limits are not always observed or sufficient life jackets provided. In January and February 2005, ferry accidents killed and injured a number of people, including tourists. A number of Australians were also affected when a ferry caught fire and sank in April 2007.


Travel Advice for Thailand - Australian Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade

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I think I posted several messages to that tune!!! khall64au (the brainless TV mod! (thankyou Sir Burr :)

gotta green that .......................

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Originally Posted by Sir Burr

I think the women mods over there are the worst of the lot.
Why the fuck they made khall64au a mod, I'll never know.
She hasn't got two brain cells to rub together.

Thank god they never made that ball-buster Kat a mod.

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NOBODY made ANYBODY a Mod. The invitation was accepted. Seems you have a big chip on your shoulder Sir Burr... women happen to feel more compassion for fellow humans. What would the world be like if we were all out only for ourselves?

"MAD MAX" SPRINGS TO MIND!!! :rocketwhore::wizard:

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Originally Posted by Mid

gotta green that .......................

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I seconded that emotion, even though being written off as a drunk.

self pity already ??

no sharp objects near is there ?

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Originally Posted by Mid

self pity already ??

no sharp objects near is there ?

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I'm ok...for now. no guarantees about later....

easy tiger ...............................

Can I have another drink...please? it's the only thing that calms me down.

no machinery , medication or sharp objects within range ??

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Originally Posted by Mid

no machinery , medication or sharp objects within range ??

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Well...there is a nasty kitchen knife within range and it looks damn inviting. Otherwise...no.

probably going to need you to put that away first ...................

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Originally Posted by Mid

probably going to need you to put that away first ...................

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I'm ready to go peacefully. But, you don't know about all the hidden knives...let me tell you...

you'll be fine ,

rhymes with time

have that drink

Ok, I'm ready to go...take me to that better place...

LOOK...........SOMETHING SHINY

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ooh, pretty. Ok, I promise never to complain again....not.

It's an aliens egg!!!!!!!!! I knew they would be shiny, but WOW!!! Strange how no one saw the flying saucers yet though :)

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glad you put a smiley at the end of that post otherwise i'd have had no idea you were trying to be funny.

Here's a lot of smileys for you all. Really, you have to break this monopoly folks. It's just plain...wrong....:):)

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