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    62 Year Old English Man Caught With His Trousers Down in Short Time Hotel

    Caught in the Act


    By Danny Boy - February 14, 2017

    Englishman caught with his pants down in short time room

    An older English gentleman found himself a little red faced at a well known Pattaya agogo when police burst through the doors and caught him midway through his “private time”.

    The police were kind enough to knock on the door of the short time room, but after no answer, they took matters into their own hands.

    “Nai Ampher” Naris Niramaiwong, who was in charge of the team, summoned the maid who was on duty at the time to open the door from the outside.

    It came as no surprise to the police when they entered the room and found exactly what they were looking for. A 62 year old man, who is yet to be named, and a younger Thai lady who had been bar fined from Windmill agogo downstairs. Both were naked, and were mid way through, well, you know what.

    They were both told to get dressed and were interviewed downstairs to determine what was happening.

    The district chief was out with his raiding party who had split up all over Walking Street, South Pattaya in what Manager online said was a “crime suppression drive for Valentine’s Day”.

    The main purpose of the drive was to give tourists a “warm feeling” and to assure them of their safety.

    The older gentleman and his girlfriend for the night were not the only evidence the police found in Windmill. Check out the sign below which was placed by the toilets. It reads:

    “Please close the door gently as guests get startled causing a loss of erectile function …na kha! And if you are using your phones please do so away from the short time rooms”.


    A picture was taken of this further evidence before the manageress, Malin Kaewwichian, was arrested and charged with running a sex business on the premises without a license, which as we all know too well, is a big NO-NO in Thailand.

    Englishman caught with his pants down in short time room

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    Is that SeekingAssylum?

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    Used to be a dirty old German kvnt in that bar that would lick every girls box on the center stage years ago when I used to frequent there.
    Just thinking about it I can still see him doing it.....Think I'm going to throw up.

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    It could be RPETER he hasn't been around for a few days and he is a coffin dodger.

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    Such criminal activity that requires numerous and assorted police, special crime units, military hierarchy, and special forces....

    Indeed.
    Must've been a slow day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    They were both told to get dressed and were interviewed downstairs to determine what was happening.
    I can picture it now.

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    Matching towels. Very romantic.

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    Would explain so many balcony jumpers in pats. Coppers knocking on doors and mister boom boom forgets what level he's on half pissed and thinking he's dropping one into the missus friend back home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Matching towels. Very romantic.
    Trust you to pick up that fine detail Norts !


    Anyone notice all the guys are looking at the girl and none bothered with the guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Is that SeekingAssylum?
    Unconfirmed reports are that no, it's not SeekingAssylum, but his son.

    Unconfirmed ... of course.

    Danny Boy ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brisie View Post
    Used to be a dirty old German kvnt in that bar that would lick every girls box on the center stage years ago when I used to frequent there.
    Just thinking about it I can still see him doing it.....Think I'm going to throw up.
    stroller?
    Last edited by beerlaodrinker; 14-02-2017 at 07:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD

    Unconfirmed ... of course.

    Danny Boy ?
    Danny Boy's dad - Snake eye

    you can see his wallet on the bed, he'll update that thai baht thread soon

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    Dill , I thought it was you for he's wearing sandals with white socks and has a mans handbag ,

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    Crime suppression drive.

    In a short time hotel.

    Old falang with young Thai.

    Go fight some real crime for a change.

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    the important prt

    running a sex business on the premises without a license

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes
    The main purpose of the drive was to give tourists a “warm feeling” and to assure them of their safety.
    Indeed...So are they checking her temperature?...

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    So much for the warm fuzzy feeling on Valentine's day for the old coffin dodger.
    No pointing fingers.
    Maybe someone could post a caption..

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    "They were both told to get dressed and were interviewed downstairs to determine what was happening."
    I would have thought that would have been fucking obvious

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    But some things never happened...His wallet is already out on the bed in the "loom"...

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    Looks like DannyBoy treated himself to a spell-checker.

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    good on the old geezer, who could deny him the joy of a tumble with a willing and nubile young filly...... and all for the price of pie and a pint in his local weatherspoons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    Windmill agogo downstairs.
    The Windmill.

    Was fun and wild on my trip last year.


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    หำหด what in english say? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by snakeeyes View Post
    Windmill agogo downstairs.
    The Windmill.

    Was fun and wild on my trip last year.

    That's a disgusting avatar. You lost my support.

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