Things you never did before Thailand

[Jet Gorgon]

Stupid really, but my Mum lambasted me for putting a cuke in the fridge without wrapping it in cello when I last went to her place. I also unconsciously started to drag my feet in flip flops (pick up your feet!) and had an unwarranted urge to mop the floors and do laundry every day. I managed to miss picking my teeth at the table and growing my pinky nail so I could dig stuff outta my ears.

[Seekingasylum]

Quite what a " cuke " might be is mildly intriguing but why one would wish to wrap it within a stringed instrument and then place the package in a refridgerator should be explained.

Are all N.Americans so enigmatic?

[Jet Gorgon]

saran wrap, Gent, saran wrap.

[kingwilly]

visit a brothel, pay for a whore.

[jizzybloke]

Get up before 3pm without a hangover!

[kingwilly]

Get up before 3pm without a hangover!

Things you never did before Thailand

i think u confuseded the highlighted word with after ??

[jizzybloke]

^ i have said before that i can be "special" at times.
Drunk a bit too much tonight, sorry!

[kingwilly]

^ i have said before that i can be "special" at times.
Drunk a bit too much tonight, sorry!

hehe no worries.

but at 5.53am i hopes u aint heading into work soonish!?

[Rigger]

Use a bum gun

[FatBoyEric]

Cold showers. But when you're stuck temporarily in some Isarn Tambon during the Songran festival, cold showers don't seem so bad after all.

[phunphin]

contemplate suicide

[buad hai]

Make so many suicidal u-turns....

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Things you never did before Thailand

I never flew to Thailand direct, I came via Frankfurt.

[kingwilly]

ride a motorcyc drunk
ride without a helmet
bribe a policeman when caught doing so

[cali kid]

Put ice in my beer..

Speak another language..

Even think about being a teacher of any kind..

Too many things too think of really..

[mrsquirrel]

Make so many suicidal u-turns....

What about changing your username or have you always been prone to that?

[lord chang]

Eat a huge plate of rice and stuff for breakfast

Contemplate getting married

Drink every day

Lend people money

[Jock Itch]

eaten insects

[Spin]

Typing all kinds of nonsense into forums like this one.

Be so suspicious of people and their motives.

Ignore the compelling urge to purchase consumer goods.

Eat food that was cooked by someone who has never experienced the levels of hygiene expected by whities

[mrsquirrel]

lactated

[Butterfly]

stop thinking and asking questions when confronted with a situation, just ignore it

drag my feet

Driving on the right side, and not paying attention to traffic lights or incoming traffic (got 2 expensive tickets already in less than 2 weeks, and no you can't bribe the policemen here, very annoying)

[chinthee]

Voluntarily wearing long pants in sweltering heat just to make the Misses happy. They're so proud when you do that.

[kk boy]

Sleep with a Thai lady
Bungeed
Ice in beer
Eat frogs (as in the hopping type)

[Jet Gorgon]

Wore one pair of Bt25 red flip flops for my first year in Thailand. Then my dog ate one so had to buy those ugly blue and white ones. Bt50.
Tried to train toukays to poo in the squat toilet.
Walked through the jungle to the river in blue and white flipflops with a glass of white wine in my hand.
Didn't care who won the Academy Awards for anything.

[Dougal]

Singing in a karaoke bar.