Thread: What is your dream

Fukers got some mad shit in there but there is gold under them hills.

The great Australian Outdoors, ya just don't get this stuff in this shithouse Eh.
I done all the electrical by the way.

Originally Posted by david44

The lovers are French

do they actually fcuk , or just tell you how good they are for an hour ?

What is your dream

I want to leave the rat race in the US and live a peaceful life abroad.

My mates boat living amoungst his other shit, fuk me we have caught some good stuff in that runner.

Thailand's great but ya gota get back to Australia twice a year to appreciate how fuking good Australia actually is.

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^^ Who dat? (The close second)


My dream is to spend some time somewhere on a hillside on the Mediterranean, overlooking the sea, eating fresh seafood, going to local markets, and seeing ancient stuff.

Originally Posted by misskit

Who dat? (The close second)

Brit singist Lulu. I think. Aged 68 next birthday.

It ain't Terry's friends housekeeper. If so he never lets her in the garage. Judging by the "Good Housekeeping "seal of approval.

No offense Terry but your mates garage reminds me of my X-brother in laws crib. He is a nice enough guy but I can't blame my sister for leaving him. It's his man space after all. Golden it is.

Ok, so my dream is cruising the globe on a 60+ ft Lagoon catamaran and having enough cash left over to maintain it and a crew of sexy ladies willing to heave to at the drop of a hat.

Reality, a 3 meter wood canoe with a 5hp long shaft honda on a muddy river somewhere in south east Asia with the same crabby hand bag drying in the hot sun.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

That and the titty glitter and rouge on my nose after a night on the strip gets her sniffing my shifter.

Do women not trust you when they do stuff like this?...I mean, if you fuck around, be sure to wash it well, with the same brand of soap, 'cause when she gets her little pug nose in your pants and starts snuffling like a pig looking for a truffle, you could be in velly deep shit...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

with the same brand of soap

Either that or no soap at all. By rights, if you have any decency, you should have worn a condom, so you are only washing off your own fluids.
Unfaithfullness is one thing, giving the mrs a dose of the clap is another thing altogether.

Hey fellas relax. It's fictional writing for entertainment purposes only.

If my truffle smelled of roses and not plain old fish there would be fish fillet for supper. She is Asian mind you. Very handy with a cleaver not to mention the Dundee bowie, so chill. This fish ain't fool enough to be found on ice with my bloody wobbly bits in the Docks hands.

The fish doesn't swim with the toads. The hell if I want to get warts, really, that's sick. Now true I may be insane but I'm not sick. I did pop home with tittie glitter on my face once after a stop at a strip club.
That was a long time ago and it didn't go over well. Live and learn I did. The tee shirt that came with the lap dance that said"I like girls that like girls" didn't help much either. I'm not bragging but twenty minutes later and it was all sorted. What can I say, the girl likes fish. And rice.
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Those bikes look fun.

I wonder how many crocs are hiding in that den???
(Never mind the spiders and snakes...)

BB ... crocs are all up north ... think Northern Territory / Darwin.


Spiders and snakes are definitely an issue, but Aus is just coming out of winter and not much of them around just yet.

Give it a month or two and look out!

I'm in SE QLD and we used to have a few Redback (Widow Maker) Spiders round here, but then we got an invasion of Geckos and that has seemed to wipe them out ... along with the roaches (thanks guys).

Sadly, the termites weren't on their diet.


The Magpies, seemed to have reduced the Geckos numbers but, happily we still have a few around to keep the pests at bay.

Nature at work ... ain't it grand.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Nature at work ... ain't it grand.

Nice balance. Have a green.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

No offense Terry but your mates garage reminds me of my X-brother in laws crib..

No offense taken at all Mate , It's a fookin mess in there.

Always has been and always will be. Just the way he is. A proper little health hazard.

Fantastic fisherman though.