I bought one of those off Lazada for about 8k, really tidied up my tools n shit.
My Mrs called me at work 2 days ago...
"What the fuck you buy?"
"Not sure, how?"
"fucking 1,500 baht for import tax"
"let me check Lazada"
"From Fucking China"
"well, I've bought a packet of boxer shorts but they were only 500 baht... oh and I've bought a plastic bottle for practising spinning bottles around like a cocktail barman, but that was only 258 baht"
"Fuck sake, I'm opening now... {rip, rip, tear} ... ah it's a handbag, but I bought it long time ago, why just come now?"
"Apologise"
"No way"
"Fuck off you horrible cnut, delete this number"
Never a dull moment, eh?