Thread: Can you buy Sudocrem in Thailand?

Sudocrem is available in Thailand. SUDOCREM

Originally Posted by pseudolus

No Nev... We do not.

Dilli - if you can not get canestan or any anti fungal cream, you can kill off the nasties that are multiplying around your sack with lime juice (or any acid like apple cider vinegar) Rub it in, leave for 10 minutes, everything dead, and more on with your life. If you do use lime juice on your red raw ball bag, we will need to videoed and posted of course for educational purposes.

Just think! Its what tramps get that makes them stink so much. Regretting wearing your nylon thongs and banana hammocks yet?

Yes....the lime juice is effective. But to extend the healing mechanisms, take very ripe mango flesh and make a puree of salve with the lime. The enzyme properties of both creates a most protective agent and promotes healing.

For everyday prevention - red rice flour acts as a better absorbent/protectant than any of those medical/bathing powders.

....and then, as Boloa has mentioned, you might consider upping your hygiene practices more often.

^^ Weren't they in the news for bottling up batches of wallpaper paste and white paint yesterday?

Originally Posted by taxexile

The mother brings over a few tubs when she comes here.

mama mia! does she rub it on your nutsack for you? we know what you eyeties are like with your mothers.

No, we use it clean the windows.



With the small tubs retailing at 400b each, I might start selling them though.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

It will ouse a clear but very bitter tasting sap..

Sounds like Dillinger knob

Sudocrem, in any boots chemist. Always stick a big tub in my panniers when cycle touring. Indispensable. ..

Originally Posted by boloa

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

It will ouse a clear but very bitter tasting sap..

Sounds like Dillinger knob

How do you know that the sap coming from Dillis cock is bitter tasting?

Pooftah, heh?

I guarantee that 'winter green' will work!

cheers Pseudo youre a star, i didnt think of Lazada... ordered a 125 ml pot and hopefully itll be here Thursday.

If not ill have to gamble with Luigi.

Didnt see this second page. Boots it is then

^ Heh...Open yer eyes, mate...Actually, I hate when that happens...People think you've been smoking Sudocrem, or sumfin...

and get a strip of anti fungal pills as well and pop one. Only 25 baht a strip. Knock it on the head, and keep it knocked on the head.

So can we have a Before and After picture thread then?

^ Put it in the "kayak" thread...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

and get a strip of anti fungal pills as well and pop one. Only 25 baht a strip. Knock it on the head, and keep it knocked on the head.

So can we have a Before and After picture thread then?

Please......not necessary.

Here's a guy that might have some helpful tips.......and with a name like Joe Johnson he should know all about Red Balls

How To Get Rid Of Red Rash on Your Penis and Scrotum, Balls,Testicals

If your giving your gonads a trim opt for some old ways are best ways treatment...

Start with..



Once you've culled the Japanese knotweed and given yourself an extra inch in length apply...



Or another suggestion might be to use natures natural antiseptic....urine.

Rub your piss all over the affected region, gently.

Seriously though find one of these plants, they are everywhere and break some off and rub in the gel.



Aloe Vera-it's a miracle plant for anything skin related

Just ask for Yaa Mong at the local pharmacy. Will work well.

^you mean cruel bastard.

^ *Note to self - Do not use any cremes that Luigi sends you !

Quadriderm is the answer....



available in any decent pharmacy here.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Aloe Vera-it's a miracle plant for anything skin related

It can be consumed as well .

Aloe vera body cleansing juice

The juice is said to be one of the finest body cleansers, cleaning morbid matter from the stomach, liver, kidneys, spleen, bladder, and is considered the finest, known colon cleanser. Studies have shown that it is healing and soothing in the relief of indigestion, stomach distress and ulcers. People claim relief from arthritis, bladder and kidney infections; leg cramps, constipation, hemorrhoids, insomnia, and for vaginitis, it is said to be an excellent vaginal douche. An excellent internal tonic for energy and well being Aloe juice may add greatly to the strength of the food fed, digestive tract, skin, and overall good health and happiness.
Aids digestion

It is also used to ease heartburn, ulcers, diverticular disorders, and other types of digestive upset. It is used as an anti-inflammatory and may be taken internally as a remedy for certain digestive complaints. European folk medicine calls for using the juice to relieve heartburn and ulcers. Preliminary research has shown promising results. Clinical trials in Japan indicate that certain compounds in the herb reduce the secretion of stomach juices and the formation of lesions.

Aloe Vera Benefits & Information (Aloe Barbadensis)

Apple cider vinegar will do it. Apply liberally, wait 10 minutes (shave or something), then wash off. Gone in a day. Anything that makes the skin more acidic will kill all of these smellies and irritants. I seem to recall that the irritation is caused by the fungus poo by the way.

Anyway, even people with bad body odor can use it - these farangs walking around smelling like a tramp in their chang t-shirts. They probably shower every day but still stink. Vinegar under the pits once a week, leave it for 10 minutes, and they the smell is gone mostly.

All these cremes and potions are all very well, but no need for them.

Dilly:





Have you considered changing to Pampers, Dilly; they are supper absorbent and very comfortable...