Have you met Davis yet? We're all a bit scared to really, what with him being a company man and all that.Originally Posted by katie23
Is 39 old? Not disputing the dumb or confused, but old? Seriously?Originally Posted by FlyFree
QUOTE hazz;
As The only bit i would recommend you avoid is the town of Lewis on 5th November... simply because you might find it very offensive. QUOTE
To clarify for katie 23, hazz means Lewes in Sussex.
But this advice is probably misplaced because Katie is surely too sensible to visit in the miserable month of November.
retracted
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Katie is the shining light amongst a list of lacklustre posters. Davis is too.
They are my go-to people when I need advice about the PI.
And they are ARE good hearted folk.
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Nah...Just a good ole Merkin Katie and I thank you. I leave royal for royals....
OK.
Here's some royal for you.
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Grandma Betty has a great sense of fun.Originally Posted by Cujo
spot on, my bad.
Katie, you see in the uk we know how to keep a secret and we have an experimental time travel machine located under the town of lewes which we activate each year on the 5th november, unfortunately we also have to administer large quantities of high grade LSD into the air for heath and safty reaons.
Thus turning this:
into this mess of mixed up time:
where they burn effigies of people they don't like such as the prime minister along with his favourite dead pigs head (don't ask)
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I used to bang a bird called Sarah that lived in the flat above the black shopfront on the right.
She was a proper sort and a right little goer... but she wasn't Fillipino
what a small world we all live in
Thanks for the cultural explanation, hazz.
@neo: She wasn't Filipina. Filipino for male, Filipina for female. Filipinos (if collective). Why spell with an F and not Ph? (I always get that question from foreigners). It all boils down to history. The Philippines was called "Las Islas Filipinas" by the Spaniards, named after the King of Spain, Felipe/Phillip. The inhabitants were called Filipinos/Filipinas. People with mixed blood (with the Spaniards) were called mestizos/mestizas (half-breeds). Similar to Mexicano/Mexicana, Columbiano/Columbiana.
When Spain ceded the Philippines to the USA as part of their surrender agreement during the Treaty of Paris in 1898, the country became a property/colony of the US. They anglicized the name, into "The Philippine Islands". That's why Americans call it PI. Later on (I think after independence from the US), it was shortened to "The Philippines". But we still call ourselves Filipinos (collective). I am a Filipina (singular).
Nowadays, white people call us (in slang) Flips, Flippers, etc. It's ok, we just call them "puti" (white) or "kano" (short for Americano). lol
I sure hope neo gets a date (shag) soon
I must admit ive been curious too, but more in the why the Ph and not an F sense. mind you if you want to get confused try working out the various names for the islands west of france.... many of the natives don't knowOriginally Posted by katie23
he already has, he sent me her photoOriginally Posted by beerlaodrinker
Errr.. yeah cheers for that, I haven't shagged any or all of them.
I have noticed Flippers call us white people, I find that quite racist.!
There's a clue in there somewhere pencil dick
I got a date Friday night with a Filipina that was just slightly better looking...
I won't be going back. Bunny boiler.!!
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Davis invented perpetual motion with that roundhouse kick when he kicked planet earth into a spin.Originally Posted by katie23
Davis once round housed someone so hard that the Earth span backwards so creating the need for leap years.
yeah lost me. I was banging a bird called sarah in the flat bout 165 high street in Lewes. Were you lying about doing that as well? She will not be amused.Originally Posted by Neo
@neo - When you see your date in the evening, tell her, "Magandang gabi" (good/beautiful evening). And also tell her, "Maganda ka" (you're beautiful) (ma-gan'-dah). All short vowel sounds. She'll be impressed & you'll score points.
Instead of saying Thank You, say, "Salamat" (sa-lah'-mat). The apostrophes denote which syllable has the stress.
Thank me after your date. lol.
@pseudolus - I haven't met Davis. But his area isn't too far from mine. So if I need help, he'll just send a volley of roundhouse kicks and the effect will reach my place.
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