What pissed you off today?

**navynine** · 18-07-2007, 04:46 PM

Damn flat tire and no beer in the house.

**Rigger** · 18-07-2007, 04:57 PM

Rear hugger turned up today

but had been broken in the box

but only cost 80 bht to get the shop to fibreglass it back up

Been pissing out my ass for two days

**buriramboy** · 18-07-2007, 05:21 PM

got plastered last night (for a change) and was planning to stay home tonight, but my mate has just pm'd me asking me to go round his bar later for a game of texas hold em, knowing i won't say no. Fcuking pissed off i am, as now i will end up getting pissed again and suppose to be going on a bar crawl tomorrow afternoon which i am now going to feel shit for.

**slimboyfat** · 18-07-2007, 05:29 PM

yeah i was planning a quiet night tonight but have been called out by a friend to one of the pinoy joints at Duxton Hill. I argued and argued until he pointed out that it is his turn to pay for the beers, so i reluctantly agreed.

**Lek Lek** · 18-07-2007, 05:34 PM

^^ such a hard life BB!

**Little Chuchok** · 18-07-2007, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Been pissing out my ass for two days

Take a pick...

**Butterfly** · 18-07-2007, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by buad hai

Is there any way to nicely get rid of these persistent pains in the ass?

I usually like to take them on a tour, going back and forth in the same alley, or walk very fast to another alley and loose them.

Best solution is to ask for something they don't have so she goes ask her boss and since they don't have it, she usually doesn't come back.

Home Pro is fucking notorious for that. Everyone of their employees should be tortured and killed for being so stupidly annoying.

**Marmite the Dog** · 18-07-2007, 06:21 PM

A Dutch acquaintance is in town and I need to sleep.

I'm sure hair of the dog will sort me out though.

**dirtydog** · 18-07-2007, 06:48 PM

graceless fawn pretending she isn't the Sphinx.....

**buad hai** · 18-07-2007, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Home Pro is fucking notorious for that. Everyone of their employees should be tortured and killed for being so stupidly annoying.

I know. That place infuriates me. I'm trying to get Ms. B to work there and show them how to be a helpful salesperson without being a total asshole.

**buad hai** · 18-07-2007, 06:57 PM

Speaking of both pissed off and Ms. B....

Today she's working 2 PM to 11 PM and tomorrow it's 7 AM to 11 PM.

I'm Mr. Lonely....

**Butterfly** · 18-07-2007, 07:37 PM

you know what that mean ? quality time in short time bars

**buad hai** · 18-07-2007, 07:42 PM

^Got it. It's the Irish Pub tomorrow with the lovely Khmer lass "Kik"....

**NickA** · 19-07-2007, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by buad hai

Am immediately accosted by a sales girl who asks what I want. I reply that I just want to look around. "Chai, kaa!"

There's you're mistake, BH, you made contact. Best to completely ignore them... or ask them for something in quickly spoken mumbled English slang... you'll never see them again

**mickjn** · 19-07-2007, 09:46 AM

Reading that article about the bastard who belted the kid with the pipe until he was dead.Poor little bugger.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 19-07-2007, 10:12 AM

She did.

**Sir Burr** · 19-07-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Originally Posted by Rigger

Been pissing out my ass for two days

Take a pick...

You'll need a rubber-headed mallet to go with that.

**mickjn** · 20-07-2007, 10:57 AM

It is cold here today even in Queensland and I have to go out tonight and it will be freezing.Shit is wish in was back in LOS.

**Frankenstein** · 20-07-2007, 04:34 PM

^No shortage of beer in QLD though, apparently.

**slimboyfat** · 20-07-2007, 07:20 PM

i am running a bit low on funds as its getting towards the end of the month, so i decided to bring home and drink the bottle of Indian wine that was given to me by an ex-colleague about a year ago.

He's lucky he's in Bombay now or I'd strangle him.

**buad hai** · 20-07-2007, 07:32 PM

^Did you at least get a buzz, or was it a total bust?

**slimboyfat** · 20-07-2007, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by buad hai

^Did you at least get a buzz, or was it a total bust?

i am still stuggling with it because i have no other booze in the place. managed one mug so far (yes a coffee mug of wine - i really live the high life, me).

i imagine it will taste better the more i drink. i have stopped gagging with every sip already.

**buad hai** · 20-07-2007, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i imagine it will taste better the more i drink.

Can't you nip out for some vodka to fortify it a bit?

I'm on my fourth can of 20 baht beer. What pisses me off today is that after a lifetime of hard work I'm reduced to cheap beer, all alone on my front porch in this crappy little moo baan in the middle of deepest darkest Isaan.

Where did I go wrong?

**slimboyfat** · 20-07-2007, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by buad hai

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i imagine it will taste better the more i drink.

Can't you nip out for some vodka to fortify it a bit?

I'm on my fourth can of 20 baht beer. What pisses me off today is that after a lifetime of hard work I'm reduced to cheap beer, all alone on my front porch in this crappy little moo baan in the middle of deepest darkest Isaan.

Where did I go wrong?

i dont know man. i feel the same. cheers

edit - actually i dont feel the same. apart from the cheep booze and the where did i go wrong bit.

friday night at chez slimboyfat

mug of indian wine (from grover vineyards - no wonder it tastes like muppet's piss)

and a chilli dish for an ashtray

**slimboyfat** · 20-07-2007, 09:02 PM

i am down to the last mug.

Damn it i am sure the Ganges has less sediment than this stuff.

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