Wanted in paradise: Khanom

**somtamslap** · 30-03-2015, 07:53 PM

Forty-something faggots, Andrew and Matt, have never been to Thailand before. Yet for reasons unknown decide that they want to relocate to Khanom in the south of the country with a view to set up a B&B.

Khanom?

A little bit far from the beaten track for a pair of greenhorn homosexualists, isn't it.

I mean Matt - who is definitely the receiver of the couple - practically shat his pants at the sight of a bowl of rice soup.

Good viewing though

Hope you can watch this on a proxy if Iplayer won't let allow it.

BBC iPlayer - Wanted in Paradise - 8. Khanom

**patsycat** · 31-03-2015, 03:53 AM

That villa and bungalow place they went to on Koh Samui looked nice.

**somtamslap** · 31-03-2015, 01:51 PM

^ and that place on Maenam beach - which both protagonists turned their botties up at - was an absolute bargain. 100,000 quid for beachside bungalows on Samui can't be that common these days.

**Seekingasylum** · 31-03-2015, 03:03 PM

Why were the owners trying to offload?

The chanotes are probably pony and if not maybe the farang were getting in the way of someone else's plans.

Fucking lambs to the slaughter.

**charleyboy** · 31-03-2015, 03:24 PM

Might have been one of these...

**lom** · 31-03-2015, 05:52 PM

**kmart** · 01-04-2015, 10:05 AM

Fucking horrible place. Worked there for a while on the big power plant in Khanom. The locals are cnuts, couldn't go anywhere after dark for the threats of robbing or drunken violence from those maggots.
Prime recruitment place for Thailand's "hitmen" apparently. Lovely place for these pair of fruits to start a B&B.

**withnallstoke** · 01-04-2015, 10:19 AM

Got as far as 3:07.

It's bloody well unwatchable.

Shifters tv that is.

Perverts.

**peterpan** · 01-04-2015, 10:44 AM

thank christ they gave the option of moving to Aust a miss we have enough poms now and shirtlifters enough of them the local variety, as well.

**panama hat** · 01-04-2015, 10:52 AM

"This is a completely foreign country actually, it's not England, is it?!"

35 seconds into the clip . . . which is when I turned it off

**withnallstoke** · 01-04-2015, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

we have enough poms now and shirtlifters

Those pair are typical of yer southerners.

They're always having at each others backsides.

Absolutely normal down in London town.

Isn't that where somtamslap lives?

**charleyboy** · 01-04-2015, 01:09 PM

^Probably eating ringpeices on toast as we speak...

**somtamslap** · 01-04-2015, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by kmart

Fucking horrible place. Worked there for a while on the big power plant in Khanom

I worked on a movie there. It was me, old Dickie Chamberlain, Angus McFadden, Withnallstoke (he used to disaappear into the thesps caravans for hours on end - said he had a part time cleaning gig

)

I wasn't enamoured with the place either, which is why I fucked off after one day.

**withnallstoke** · 01-04-2015, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I fucked off after one day.

You fucked off after 1 day because you are a ponce.

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