Thread: Fractured Penis, Danger, Woman On Top.

i hope this doesn't put anyone off their stroke.

'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude


Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse



Sarah Knapton By Sarah Knapton, Science Editor12:37PM GMT 21 Jan 2015Follow Comments45 Comments

It might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the 'Missionary Position', but it seems that men are paying a painful price for revolution in the bedroom.
"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.
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Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.

Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.

The research concluded: "Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with 'woman on top' is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.
"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

"On the contrary, when the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it."

The study found that 44 men had attended hospital, with 42 having "the condition confirmed after clinical, radiological and surgical evaluation".

Of these, 28 were injured in heterosexual romps, four during homosexual intercourse, six as a result of "penis manipulation" and four in circumstances which were "unclear".

The study, published in the Advances in Urology journal, reads: "Half of patients (50 per cent) presented with the classical triad of an audible crack followed by pain.

"The presentation time of patients to the hospital after penile fracture ranged from 0.5 to 6 hours."

"Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions,” said the authors.


"Considering that most studies are retrospective and based on patients records information regarding the social dynamics surrounding penile fracture is scarce in the literature, mainly potentially risky sexual positions."

The scientists, who looked at three hospitals in Campinas, a city of three million people in Brazil, used hospital records and in some cases interviewed the patients.

'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude - Telegraph

Excellent news for lazy women! Not so much for lazy men...

Of these, 28 were injured in heterosexual romps, four during homosexual intercourse,

how does the "woman on top" figure in homosexual intercourse, and what is the difference between a "romp" as practised by heteros and intercourse as practised by homos.

I have always disliked girls going on top until my current cossack.

On 2 recent occasions though I have almost suffered an injury since engaging in this position. Slightly painful but recovered quickly.

Originally Posted by taxexile

which can lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions,” said the authors.

On the plus side my voiding function appears to be unimpaired!

Originally Posted by taxexile

The scientists, who looked at three hospitals in Campinas, a city of three million people in Brazil, used hospital records and in some cases interviewed the patients.

I think this is a clue. Those big ass big tits Brazilian chicks could cause serious injury when bouncing up and down on a misaligned man-sausage.

I think they need to conduct clinical studies to support their position

Gives good crack a third meaning, stick to freebasing from now on.
I hope Loopers Cossack is not charging

Originally Posted by taxexile

how does the "woman on top" figure in homosexual intercourse

Just get on top, bitch...And shake it!...

Wonder what percent of breakage occurred during oral sex?...

Whats that ^ ?

^That's when your penis is in her mouth...Heh...(sorry)...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Wonder what percent of breakage occurred during oral sex?...

Incomplete stats ?

Going Stoke on a tight mailbox seems safe enough ?

You just get jail for that...Unless you get a policewoman with a mean baton...

Much less risky with a lightweight doll

I fractured mine when I was very young. Been walking with a limp ever since.

Not a problem if you get her to not grind so much...

The cowgirl positions, among others, is much more beneficial for one's partner.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Much less risky with a lightweight doll

You're onto something, Simon...

I thought it was normal practice to start off slow with that position.. so you can move her/yourself to get the "right angle" so she doesn't snap your penis in two.

The only injury i've had is torn skin near my bellend.. Put my out of action for weeks and agony

Yeah, but doing it with a hobbit is easy, mate...

"Reverse cowgirl anal" is usually the best shot in porn. Probably explains why "stunt cocks" are required, due to the perilous position of this manoeuvre.

Originally Posted by taxexile

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis,

It's ok when the partner is only 45kgs and has plenty of equine experience.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Not a problem if you get her to not grind so much...

The horizontal movement is incredibly pleasurable for both, as I am sure Looper has discovered. It is quite easy for me to lose control in that position, making it physically and psychologially pleasurable for her as well.

Originally Posted by Looper

Those big ass big tits Brazilian chicks could cause serious injury when bouncing up and down on a misaligned man-sausage.

This also raises the issue of suffocation, and some might have to pay more for that.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Not a problem if you get her to not grind so much...

The cowgirl positions, among others, is much more beneficial for one's partner.

Mine is damaged/bent but not fractured. Yes it is hard on the "old man"
She enjoyed that position and I didn't know about the risk.

If you have a regular partner ignore the thread content at your own risk.

Originally Posted by chassamui

The horizontal movement is incredibly pleasurable for both, as I am sure Looper has discovered. It is quite easy for me to lose control in that position

Having her on top can be risky when you rely on withdrawal for rug-rat avoidance also.

Originally Posted by chassamui

...and has plenty of equine experience.

Friggin hell, I have led a sheltered life!

Originally Posted by Looper

Friggin hell, I have led a sheltered life

Why do you think they call it the cowgirl position? If you want to prevent premature ejaculation, just think of it as 'My Little Pony'.