Thread: There goes another thing....

So, back from work early, with a bit of time before dinner. Perfect time for a beer and a snack. Bit of cheese, a few olives and some pickles, nice cold beer. Lovely.

Beer. Check.
Cheese - nice piece of salty cheddar- check.
Pickles - check.
Olives - check - wtf???

One lonely olive bobbing in a jar of brine. What the hell - that was a full jar a couple of days ago.

"Sweetheart - what happened to the olives?"

"What are olives?"

"The small green things in the jar in the fridge. You know, the things you tried once and did not like".

"I tried them again, they really are good. I really like them now".


Fuck. I know however many bloody jars of olives I buy from now on, their delicious briny taste will be a distant memory.

start eating her pla raa

Originally Posted by barrylad66

start eating her pla raa

Made I larf.

It would be fair turn about, but the surgery to remove my sense of smell and all my taste buds would be pretty extreme.....

Worst thing I ever did was introduce my wife to the delights of blue cheese...

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Worst thing I ever did was introduce my wife to the delights of blue cheese...

Was that to get her to chow down on the 3 day old cheese under the foreskin ?

Were they stuffed with red peppers or garlic? Those are really moreish.

I can drift elegantly around a party and scoff the whole lot.

Originally Posted by Fondles

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Worst thing I ever did was introduce my wife to the delights of blue cheese...

Was that to get her to chow down on the 3 day old cheese under the foreskin ?

No, but it means we never have any danish or stilton left in the house. Briie yes, blue no!

You guys have it easy, her indoors has a serious seafood addiction, not easy in landlocked Laos! Hates olives though.

Enjoying thes at the moment
Morrisons sell them in the fish department, nice to eat slave labour food.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

You guys have it easy, her indoors has a serious seafood addiction, not easy in landlocked Laos! Hates olives though.

I have noticed on your piccie threads. I am so jealous of her. I also live in a landlocked country and am a bit dubious of "fresh seafood", but they assure me that it arrived that morning and so far no probs. Apart from one oyster about 15 years ago.

I'm going to Bali today, I'll be sure to eat some fresh seafood on your behalf.

Bastard.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

"I tried them again, they really are good. I really like them now".

Tell her two things. 1 - they are very fattening 2 - they make your skin dark if you eat more than 2 a day and show her a picture of a fat greek farmers wife.

Black or green?

Either skin colour will upset her...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

and show her a picture of a fat greek farmers wife

and bring her attention to the hair above the upper lip

Originally Posted by patsycat

Bastard.

And I'll post photos.

just google Jimbaran Bay Sunset BBQ Seafood Dinners for a sample.