Thread: Whoops...

Just got married and had just settled in on boning the wife on the regular. She had been (mostly) a 'good girl' during our courtship, which was over about 1.5 years. Was enjoying it very much 555

We'd discussed having kids and decided we'd give it a go, but aimed to not get right down to business just yet. We therefore dispensed with protection but tried to avoid her ovulation period. Anyhow, long story short, we've been married just two months and she's already pregnant. She's my first wife and we're very happy and both productive in work and otherwise.

Couldn't be more fortunate and hoping all will go well.



Just wish I could hold off on that for a while. Ever happen to you?

I know it's good fortune, but I wanted to hit that a little longer. Now, I'm hard up for sexy time.

See you around Songkran.

Welcome to the world of wanking.

And congrats.

or in Slaps case getting whacked off by geriatric grannies in slums.

Anyway, a hearty congratulations to you.

Best wishes, JapDog...
Long and happy years!!

I love bashing one out to a few pregnant porn clips.

Top stuff that is. Not the sort of thing your are likely to encounter in real life either.

I can't see what you are grumbling about get in there lad and give her pasty a proper smashing!


Oh, and congratulations on the bub.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Welcome to the world of wanking.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

whacked off by geriatric grannies

Originally Posted by Looper

I love bashing one out to a few pregnant porn clips.

Some sick bastards on this thread.

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

Ever happen to you?

Yep, long ago in Mexico,(she was pregnant when we got married) kids are now 29 and 30.
I wasn't very good at being a husband and wife wasn't good at being a wife.. Marriage only lasted 4 years. I got the kids summers.

I wish you better luck than I. It's not just luck, you gotta work at it some.

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

but I wanted to hit that a little longer

Get a C section or else you may find her love tunnel is not quite what you remembered after she has squeezed a 3 Kg mewler through.

^I've always found second calf heifers to be the best. Their muscles more developed.

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

She's my first wife....

I would practice saying "I have never been married before".


"She's my first wife" sounds as though you are planning on having a few more....

....and congrats on the sprog on the way.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

^I've always found second calf heifers to be the best. Their muscles more developed.

Perhaps...
Depending on the lass.

keep wanking till that that 2nd trimester then fuck her silly until she goes back to feeling pregnant again.

and then back to wanking wit the occasionally lucky day...

Congratulations on the expected arrival and for turning 50. Now you can venture into the Members forum and the Dog House.

Good on yer Jap dog.

Perhaps earlier than you had planned, but secretly it's always satisfying to know that your boys can swim...

In Thailand you are allowed to fukk your wife's sexy younger sister whilst she's pregnant, I shit you not.

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

We therefore dispensed with protection but tried to avoid her ovulation period.

They have a word for people that use the rhythm method, they're called parents. Congrats.

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

We therefore dispensed with protection but tried to avoid her ovulation period.

Can't you just blow it in her face? I have been relying on this method for 20 odd years and have yet to put a foot wrong.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

In Thailand you are allowed to fukk your wife's sexy younger sister whilst she's pregnant, I shit you not.

Yep...
Live and experience.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

fukk your wife's sexy younger sister whilst she's pregnant,

with a condom ? or

Is the MIL game? She's always talking about "gotta take care of your man"

Originally Posted by PerplexedJapaneseDog

Is the MIL game?

O yes indeedy.

^Shame about the teeth...She's quite beautiful...

Teeth just get in the way.

Gummy noshes rock!

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Teeth just get in the way.

Gummy noshes rock!

...and rock hard crushes gummy.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Shame about the teeth...She's quite beautiful...

Mate, you need to get out a bit. Really, there are options.