Will not hear from Stoker for weeks off down the market to stock up on Pomelo.
Will not hear from Stoker for weeks off down the market to stock up on Pomelo.
i doubt there's any more room in the veg drawer of his fridge
So is that the end of the watermelon for Stoke?
Can you glue a grapefruit to the end of a goat?
My GHOD ! The sound effects were hilariously unexpected.
Perhaps a grapefruit attached to one of these ? http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...r-9568074.html
Last edited by Latindancer; 05-08-2014 at 06:57 AM.
My wife was asking the whereabouts of the som-o she purchased yesterday.
Not sure she really wanted to know, so i told her "i had consumed it with wild abandon in an orgy of lust".
"Fuck off withnall, you're drunk again", she replied.
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