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    Are you a Seppo or a Brittle

    Answer the questions and report your answers truthfully.

    I am an educated Brittle, since I scored 10/10 on the Brit test, but that trip to Seppo land earlier this month must have infected me, because I got 43/50 on the Seppo test, which is more than most Seppos can score.

    The all-new British citizenship test

    Can you pass a U.S. citizenship test?

    Ultra Facepalm: Watch Americans Struggle to Answer Even One Question On the U.S. Citizenship Test

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    You are the most easily trolled on this forum...

    derp.

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    47/50 on US. 5/10 on UK.

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    What if you're something else outside of the beloved Brittle/Seppo world....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    What if you're something else outside of the beloved Brittle/Seppo world....?
    Then it's just a test of your education.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    You are the most easily trolled on this forum...

    derp.
    Looks like snubby is afraid to take the test.

    And if he does answer, he'll lie.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    47/50 on US. 5/10 on UK.
    Creditable Davis. Can I ask which British ones you got wrong?

    For example, I thought Susan B. Anthony was an actress, I shit you not.


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    I took the UK part again - 7/10. You need 75% to get into Englandstan, but they said at 70% they'd let me slide - lax immigration policy again. Might open a kebab shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    47/50 on US. 5/10 on UK.
    Creditable Davis. Can I ask which British ones you got wrong?

    For example, I thought Susan B. Anthony was an actress, I shit you not.

    I'm not sure - couldn't find where it told you. I'm sure I missed the sports one. Maybe how long the Queen had been hanging about?

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    39 right! But I really should have done better and made some silly guesses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegent View Post
    39 right! But I really should have done better and made some silly guesses.
    What about the UK one?

    Or was 39 the combined total for both tests?
    Last edited by Davis Knowlton; 11-07-2014 at 06:40 PM.

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    8/10 for the Brittle one,

    40/50 for the Seppo.

    Will either let me in?

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    10/10 on the test that matters. (I got bored on the colonial one about 6 questions in and could't be bothered to finish that)

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    10/10 on the Brit one. Surprised me as I've not lived there for 23 years. If they had asked up to date questions such as who is the PM etc, I would have failed.

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    46/50 on the US

    0/10 on British(It wouldn't open, probably my spam blocker )

    Answering your question for the thread Title , I am born and raised U.S., California to be exact.

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    10/10 for the British one. For some reason the American website did not work properly and insisted that I put an answer I knew to be wrong to the first question. Can Americans do anything properly ? They can't even make a citizenship test that works.

    They are a bunch of numpties who should be rounded up and locked up within their own national boundaries. There they will be free to murder each other at leisure and leave the rest of the world to live in peace. Innit ?

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    9 for UK, 2012 sports event failure.
    39 us, too many politicians I couldn't place

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    9/10 UK
    35/50 USA

    Only 10 Q's for the UK, no wonder we're overrun with Seppo's, Aussies and Paki's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    47/50 on US. 5/10 on UK.
    Creditable Davis. Can I ask which British ones you got wrong?

    For example, I thought Susan B. Anthony was an actress, I shit you not.

    I'm not sure - couldn't find where it told you. I'm sure I missed the sports one. Maybe how long the Queen had been hanging about?
    2nd only to the King of Thailand I believe - 60 years. I think that's why she's hanging about, much to the consternation of Prince Charles.

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    45/50 Us
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    I got 10/10 for the Brittle and 38/50 for the Seppo quiz.
    I'm an Aussie, and don't need to know anything about other countries. Happy to be Aussie,
    Cheers,

    lesdunbar

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    6/10 Brit
    48/50 American

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    Your results

    8 out of a possible 10
    Congratulations – you are safely over the 75% hurdle. You have passed the Britishness test
    48/50
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesdunbar View Post
    I got 10/10 for the Brittle and 38/50 for the Seppo quiz.
    I'm an Aussie, and don't need to know anything about other countries. Happy to be Aussie,
    Cheers,

    lesdunbar
    If you're an Aussie, you don't need to know about anything.

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    9/10 Brittle. 48/50 Merkin. No idea which ones missed.

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