Thread: Am I amongst the geezers?

No offense fellas.

I visit here daily, I've been to Thailand about ten times, as I live in a neighbouring country.

I've mostly enjoyed my visits (to Thailand).

Point is - I get the feeling a fair amount of the patronage here is 55+. Do I stand corrected?

I'm a sprightly 36, with a ticker that pounds away like it's about to thumpthumpthumping its last. But nevermind me.

Chaps - are you are in the 40s, 50s, 60s? Any 30-somethings about?

I enjoy the banter here. Was thinking it would be good to meet up with some of ya's and have a lager/spliff/bottle of homebrew. My shout.

Most of the older fellas have moved on or post infrequently..

Myself, I'm a babe at 22 cycling my second life presently.

I'll be 44 next birthday would of gladly got out my swede with you!

Good luck meeting other members many are not willing put in an afternoon or early evening to meet others in person.

The same people are quite willing to clock up untold cyber hours.

Of course the trails and tribulations of life in a neighbouring country will be just as interesting.

Do keep us up to date on how you get on.

Stay away from the Aussies, most of them sit down to pee.

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

I'll be 44 next birthday would of gladly got out my swede with you!

I have no idea what that means but it does sound unsavoury

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

I'll be 44 next birthday would of gladly got out my swede with you!

I have no idea what that means but it does sound unsavoury

It means he would of been happy to get on the piss with the OP , Partial to a bevvy myself, often get out of my swede

Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas

Point is - I get the feeling a fair amount of the patronage here is 55+. Do I stand corrected?

People are giving you money? How do I get some?

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Stay away from the Aussies, most of them sit down to pee.

No I don't, only when I'm pissed up.

Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

I'll be 44 next birthday would of gladly got out my swede with you!

I have no idea what that means but it does sound unsavoury

It means he would of been happy to get on the piss with the OP , Partial to a bevvy myself, often get out of my swede

Ah, got it . . . a brit thing I presume . . . but you're an Aussie, right?

^Correct

Off my swede, off my nut, off my tits, off my trolly etc....

I'm about the same age OP, there's a few of us here probably more than you think. Smeg must be about in his late 30's

I suppose I must be an old geezers geezer.
71 this year and still working, but I believe there are older than me on here.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Off my swede, off my nut, off my tits, off my trolly etc....

Off his head= A nutter

Out of his swede= As in pissed out of

Out of my nut/Out of his nut= As in pissed out of

That's how I usually hear this kind of lingo,but know where your coming from Flash even with the off my trolly,not one I hear much though.

I'm up near the airport.

Send me a PM when you are over and will have a beer if you want?

Around the same age too!

Thirty one and a quarter but my mum says I'm really mature for my age.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Stay away from the Aussies, most of them sit down to pee.

No I don't, only when I'm pissed up.

That's fcuking gay Terry
I am young enough that I don't need to squat to piss

I don't need to sit when I pee, but it is much easier to sit on the toilet backwards with one elbows on the cistern and one head in one's hands especially after a heavy night out.

Some of the blokes here, mainly scouces, have to be home just after sunset so you have to be early.

One scoucer here claims his missus will beat him if he arrives home late but I believe he is just pinching hub-caps under the cover of darkness but is still home before 7pm.