R U unhappy with ur ladies gear?

[peterpan]

Are your ladies Labia hanging like a Dobermans jowls ? hows the hole, to big, too small for your tackle ? get it all fixed now.

'Designer vagina' surgery on the rise

Reuters | Friday, 25 May 2007




LONDON: Rising numbers of women in Britain are seeking state-funded cosmetic surgery on their genitals, doctors said.


Writing in the British Medical Journal, they said the number of "labial reductions" carried out in National Health Service hospitals had doubled to 800 a year over five years.
"More and more women are said to be troubled by the shape, size or proportions of their vulvas", wrote Lih Mei Liao and Sarah Creighton from London's UCL Elizabeth Garrett Anderson Institute for Women's Health.
Articles in women's magazines about "designer vaginas", the rising popularity of cosmetic surgery and internet promotion by private health clinics were all fuelling demand.
The authors said women seeking surgery were being influenced by idealised images of genitalia shown in pornography and on private genitoplasty websites. Liao said research was needed into whether surgery was bringing long-term benefits to patients, before the NHS started routinely offering the cosmetic procedure.

[klongmaster]

I read this on Stuff.nz this morning...

what surprises me is that this has been popular in Thailand for some time and nothing has been mentioned in the media about it...

Thai Drs regularly tell Thai women that long labia increase the chance of cancer and in they go to have it tidied up...great business for the "cosmetic" hospitals here in bangkok....

Yanhee General Hospital

Libiaplasty Rejuvenation of the Labia A labia minora is a soft tissue around the entrance to the vagina. The size of the labia minora differs in every individual. Some women do have a normal size of it, but others do have an unusually large lip that tends to emerge out beyond the labia majora. An over-sized labia minora not only cause an unusually large appearance, but often brings discomfort when doing a lot of various strenuous physical exercises, it swells during every monthly period for some women, gives discomfort when one wears tight-fitting jeans and causes a discomfort during a coitus.
Causes of Abnormally Large Labia Minora

• Some unusually large labia minora are birth defects. Some tissues grow thick and enlarge. It sticks out and causes discomfort.
• Repetitive pulling of the genital lips will cause the tissues to stretch out and unable to draw back to its original state.
• Women during pregnancy stage usually gain a lot of weight and accumulate fat elsewhere, the labia minor is no exception.
• Age for women is one underlying factor that contributes looseness of the tissues around the labia minora.

.

[stroller]

Writing in the British Medical Journal, they said the number of "labial reductions" carried out in National Health Service hospitals had doubled to 800 a year over five years.

And I thought there was a severe crisis, people having to wait months for crucial operations?
So what's this business about 'cosmetic surgery'?

[DrAndy]

maybe the ones done on the NHS were necessary

if the neighbours keep calling Sharon a "fat cnut", then she has to go see the doctor

[klongmaster]

her name's sandra not sharon...