Thread: Found the perfect lass for Socal or Shrewed Punter; Singaporian.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Dillinger

couldnt be bothered to read all that, did she mention taking it up the gary ?

She said you must.

Sounds like the kind of girl who subconciously lusts for that.

Sounds like a guy taking the piss

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I also don't like guys who have a first intense conversation with me and then disappear and never talk to me anymore after that. I will delete you if that happens. This includes local, interstate and international contacts.

bi-polar nutter alert !!!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I am an emotional person and sometimes let feelings get the better of me but most of the time I am a strong-willed girl.

confirmed !!! run

Originally Posted by bangkokbonecollector

Sounds like a guy taking the piss

could be, but a guy would have been more obvious to make it funny

she is not funny, she is simply scary mad

and she has a flat ass, and skin is not so nice to touch, I can tell

could be a fucking ladyboy for all we know,

Quoted from JPMorgan banker reply to someone similar to her. .

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Nicely shaped legs, though - not like so many Thai women with no calf muscle definition

I'd be surprised if that was her.

Fuck me what a bitch!

Sounds like she needs a slap.

Originally Posted by kmart

Sounds like she needs a slap.

I doubt Somtamslap would be into someone like her

Sh!t, sounds like me ex!!

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

Pity Willy hasn't provided any contact details, might be fun to bait her for a while.

Willy has already applied.

The link is up there.

Why the fukk would you do this willy you deranged twat? Therapy.

Originally Posted by AVVICI

Why the fukk would you do this willy you deranged twat? Therapy.

A tell tale sign when Willy starts referencing online dating sites.

Just browsing for a friend, I'm sure.

I only have one 'test' 'condition' whatever you want to call it when looking for a partner. I try to get a good look at her bumhole ASAP and if I don't like the look of it I just walk away.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I don't have a model figure nor am I super skinny. I don’t aspire to be like models because I am comfortable in my own skin and I like the way I am.

If you're purely after looks and if you want a slim girl I'm not it.



I HATE outdoor activities with passion



Body Type Average

Meh. Fat chick trying to go the "dom" route.

Originally Posted by AVVICI

Why the fukk would you do this willy you deranged twat? Therapy.

A picture tells a 1000 words!

A picture speaks a thousands words OP.

Nice beach.

Originally Posted by AVVICI

Why the fukk would you do this willy you deranged twat? Therapy.

Are you pissed because your ad has been rumbled momo?

When I saw her picture I thought of sex,and having read her remit that counts Me out,nobody must think about sex with her.

Hey willy:

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 100 - 150. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 150,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

-Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics - bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

-Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

-Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

-How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

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THE ANSWER

Dear Pers-:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.


I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/gold_digger.htm
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Are you a retarded parrot momo? That has already been posted above!

Do You have any more pictures,of her,face and tit shots would be appreciated.
Just might do the trick.