Camel kefir.
2 hour alarm for mod cleanup, set.
That's 3 or 4 times this week you've called me a northern minkie.
An ex used to call her pussy a minkie, so it seems there is at least one more person in the world who does the same.
She used to get pissed up and cause murders too, so it seems you have more than just that in common.
^ oh dear, Hal, you've been following me around like a Panama Twat wart virus talking about me having a beer like a jilted Ex you cuckolded prick
its not me following you round taking snipes Hal ever since that sister comment
Oh, your family comment? It meant nothing to me. I've heard much worse than that over the years and am far too thick skinned to let that have any impact at all. You give it out, you expect to take it back.
As long as you get to vent and manage your anger issues, it's all good.
Enjoy your wine and try not to fall out with too many people tonight.
Merlot-Meltdown in da house.
Fortunately, Ed, with us both being good Irish Catholic lads, we know there are things that are just out of our control and the big man upstairs makes the rules.
Tiz awfully sad.
Edith came home at lunchtime to see if I was still breathing on me Man-Flu deathbed and took my request for evening Hot Toddies a bit more seriously than expected.
Enter bottom of the barrel whiskey stage right.
As Malmo Mike says at 9am.... No time like the present!
Don't think we have cloves. If cloves even go into a Hot Toddy.
What do I do, mix it with hot water in a syringe and IV it?
French Press full of whiskey, hot water, cinnamon stick, honey and lemon for dinner coming up.
I don't even think you can buy red label in Scotland.
If Eddie's at death's door now, best he make peace with all his gods before morning.
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