0.99 cent beer?
Effervescent vitamin C 1000mg with sparkling water and vodka.
I like to mix it up a bit Looper, and besides, that night I was cooking so I needed to be within hearing distance of the microwave 'ping'!
Also, it's so awfully hot, humid and stiflingly still just now I sometimes like to have my evening nip of Ya Dong under a fan. Right now I'm just sitting in my wicking undies, sweating my bollocks off with a big pool of sweat under my feet and elbows. The wife owes me big time for putting me through this shit.
Anyway, tonight I sat with Anna under her fan for my evening tipple. I'm down to 1 Leo and a couple of Ya Dong shots a night just now... a 50% reduction. How easy is that? This dieting is so easy.
It wasn't only for the fan... Anna has lost her mojo and I'm spending a lot of time with her. Maya beat Anna up a couple of times, which has to happen I guess, but Anna is just not happy.
I sit with her in the evenings and apply Allo Vera to her scars (which seem to have flared up a bit recently). A far cry from my evenings in Soi 4 last week.
But despite my best conversation she's still not herself... a penny for your thoughts, Anna?
I guess on the streets she was her own boss and wasn't bullied and bitten by big younger bitches or constantly sexually harassed by most probably the ugliest soi dog in Thailand
Poor thing
^ I have to agree, Yogi ain't the most handsome of fellows but he is honest as the day is long and does have a certain charm.
Much like meself, to be honest.
^ Do you tell Maya off when she attacks Anna or stay out of it?
I'm no Cesar Milan but surely if you step in and give her one over the snout with one of your Jesus creepers every time she went for her, it would stop her bullying?
^ Yeah, Maya has had a couple of right bollockings when she's attacked Anna. I'm also no Cesar Milan and I reckon there must be some balance between leaving them to get on with it and stepping in. I know that I tend to micro-manage, but after all, I'm supposedly the pack leader.
Anna needs to understand she's now a member of a pack but Maya also needs to understand that I won't tolerate bullying. And she has had a couple over the snout with my plastic 'slippers'. Not my leather sandals of course, they're top quality and quite hard.
It's a minefield.
Last edited by Mendip; 01-05-2022 at 09:02 PM.
Edith on the 4%, Cheddo on the 5ive point 4our'ers.
Had high hopes for the San Mig Wheat beer when it came out.
San Mig. Weizen style. 5.4%
Unfortunately they just didn't pull it off.
I now remember why it took a year to buy it for a second time.
^yup I saw that one, looked interesting and will try and find it. Funny you should mention the 6pack, I wanted that as well but they had run out so had to settle for a few bottles. Highly advisable, Topper is a fan as well.
Even after more than 30 years of doing this offshore shit I still hate the night before I go back to work. It's not so much the job, it's the travel that kills it for me these days. Still, only another 8 or 9 years to go... hopefully...
The wife is engrossed in the usual Sunday afternoon fare of absolute shite on the telly, the daughter's on Minecraft, so it's just me and the dogs. I still worry about Anna.
For my last night I thought I'd spoil meself with a couple of bottles of Leo and a small snifter of the Gardener's finest. I've got half a bag of Mont Clair to go with a steak and kidney pie later.
Living the dream.
Fucking hell, put them all to work on cleaning duty. Just look at the filth on the side of that door handle. Stumps back me up here. I am handing off the torch.
^ That's not filth mate, that's just general grime, stains and termite damage. To be fair this is in the 'workshop', not a living area.
I'd like to show you a pic of the inside of our house but I'll check for filth first!
^heading back already mate? Are the breaks usually this short?
^ Yeah mate, the time has flown.
I freelance so usually have no regular rota, but with taking the littl'un over to UK for the summer I wanted another trip in before my break. It was all working out nicely before my next trip in a couple of weeks started looking doubtful so I've taken this instead. They say 3 weeks... plus weather, plus breakdown... I'm hoping for 5, that would be perfect.
Good Luck Mendy. Safe travels. Hope you squeezed every last drop of wine out of that bag of Mont Claire, ashamed to have that fine wine go to waste.
Nice day 4 it!
Cool pic, where's that?
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