Thread: What are you drinking today?

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

I could do with some simple vodka recipes for drinks. I'm locked down stricter than ever and all I have left over from the lunar new year is a bottle of okayish local vodka. I can get basic mixers and juices from local stores in a 200 meter radius, but going any further could lead to arrest 555

ice. Perhaps a dash of vermouth if you need.

Take a tip from her splendid maj and always launch a new tub with a splash of bubbles...

Ahoy chink-mates

USS Arleigh Burke, Arleigh Burke Class Guided Missile Destroyer, DDG-51 comin' atcha and comin' through, to test those international waters and keep them free of state sponsored pirates in the name of good old western wholesomeness

You can see a section of the front guard rail has come loose as she bumped into a container ship in the dark wile the captain was catching 40 winks

One of these. Possibly two.

There's 4 snakebites there Nev.

Rate them for us

The Savannah is OK. I've just finished it and I've had it quite a few times before. 6/10. I'm not in the mood for another cider now, maybe I'll have a Leo chaser.

I really like the London Pride but it's a big bottle and I've just had the Savanna - and I'm a lightweight - so I don't think I could finish it tonight. There's no need to waste a good drop of pale ale. Leo it is.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I really like the London Pride but it's a big bottle

Years ago when working in Winchester we did the Chiswick tour and made sure we got our money beer wise, then popped into the pub next door ...it was a long day which pissed off the coach driver - the journey back was one of the most painful i can recall as the coach driver refused to stop at all and i swear i over pressurised my kidneys. If affected my ability to go on the piss for some weeks after.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Don’t make it a big deal if you make a mistake. Correct yourself, apologise genuinely and move on.

Exactly. cough*cough*

Originally Posted by russellsimpson

Exactly. cough*cough*

Apology accepted.

Excellent. Good man.

Originally Posted by strigils

Years ago when working in Winchester we did the Chiswick tour and made sure we got our money beer wise, then popped into the pub next door ...it was a long day which pissed off the coach driver - the journey back was one of the most painful i can recall as the coach driver refused to stop at all and i swear i over pressurised my kidneys. If affected my ability to go on the piss for some weeks after.

Nev tip #249
Before embarking on a post-drinking bus journey, remember to pack an empty plastic lemonade or water bottle to be used as emergeny urination facility.

^ if only Nev. My ex at the time was a Nurse and on more than one occasion (Rugby) fitted a pee bag with a tap. I reckon it reduced my frequency going to the loo to once every 5 pints once the seal was broken. Quite nice pissing yourself without worrying. Once the word was out though the bag was fair game for getting punctured, the fukers

Leo finished. Head feels a bit light now. Only to be expected for a lightweight.

^ orrible place, i broke 4 ribs falling down the stairs of a place i stayed over in whilst taking my usual circuit to the bathroom, except it wasn't my house. Only realised the next day when in my mates MGBGT when he clipped curb and i screamed. Weird that until that point all seemed OK but it might have been that i was still pissed. Apparently we drank 2 cases of Asbach (after closing time)- the host was a publican. The damage was confirmed when i went to hospital and the cause later when we met up for a top up.

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

I could do with some simple vodka recipes for drinks. I'm locked down stricter than ever and all I have left over from the lunar new year is a bottle of okayish local vodka. I can get basic mixers and juices from local stores in a 200 meter radius, but going any further could lead to arrest 555

How about Vodka, cucumber and lemonade, I find it very refreshing...

Vodka, black and dexedrine - fooking dangerous in winter

Originally Posted by Neverna

Nev tip #249
Before embarking on a post-drinking bus journey, remember to pack an empty plastic lemonade or water bottle to be used as emergeny urination facility.

Bus drivers tip 001


The thickneck

^ Norvern Monkey, you need a camel front

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The thickneck

Small car - big garage syndrome..

Originally Posted by Neverna

remember to pack an empty plastic lemonade or water bottle to be used as emergeny urination facility

I took a full swig from my own piss bottle on my camping trip in Tasmania in 2017 (by accident not on purpose). I am now fully cognizant of the bouquet and mouthfeel of my own rank piss and can taste it on my mind's tongue to this day.

Big fruity Sunday bubbles today...

Doing a Tiananmen Square recreation diorama today with a British infantry soldier standing in for Chinese shopping bags Tank Man.

And a US M60A1 Main Battle Tank with mine-roller in place of the Chinese Type 59 (Russian T-54 rip-off).

Cold can of ganny!

Originally Posted by Neverna

21-03-2021, 12:51 AM

Last edited by Neverna; 21-03-2021 at 10:37 AM.

Somebody had drinker's remorse.


Some new (to me) Singha 5.3% special reserve in a gold can.


Won't be buying this shit again.


Though I shall soldier on through the ones that we bought.

Fruit juice that has been sitting in the cupboard for the last six weeks.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Won't be buying this shit again.


Though I shall soldier on through the ones that we bought.

Best drink ever made. Popping out for a few more.