its not mild Cletus you fukin norvern minkie :)Quote:
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its not mild Cletus you fukin norvern minkie :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
That's 3 or 4 times this week you've called me a northern minkie. :)
An ex used to call her pussy a minkie, so it seems there is at least one more person in the world who does the same.
She used to get pissed up and cause murders too, so it seems you have more than just that in common. :)
^ oh dear, Hal, you've been following me around like a Panama Twat wart virus talking about me having a beer like a jilted Ex you cuckolded prick :)
Here we go...Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Lu, can you change the alarm time? :)
its not me following you round taking snipes Hal ever since that sister comment
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Oh, your family comment? It meant nothing to me. I've heard much worse than that over the years and am far too thick skinned to let that have any impact at all. You give it out, you expect to take it back.
As long as you get to vent and manage your anger issues, it's all good. :)
Enjoy your wine and try not to fall out with too many people tonight.
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Merlot-Meltdown in da house. :)
^ cut cuckHal some slack :)
Fortunately, Ed, with us both being good Irish Catholic lads, we know there are things that are just out of our control and the big man upstairs makes the rules.
Tiz awfully sad. :)
Anyone speak merlot? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by malmomike77
Edith came home at lunchtime to see if I was still breathing on me Man-Flu deathbed and took my request for evening Hot Toddies a bit more seriously than expected.
Enter bottom of the barrel whiskey stage right.
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As Malmo Mike says at 9am.... No time like the present! :)
Don't think we have cloves. If cloves even go into a Hot Toddy.
What do I do, mix it with hot water in a syringe and IV it?
French Press full of whiskey, hot water, cinnamon stick, honey and lemon for dinner coming up. :yup:
WOW! Another one of NPT/Strigils/MM/Whingey McFlounce epic meltdowns! What a sad, pathetic twat. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
All you need now is whisky.Quote:
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Agreed. JW red is total shit. :)Quote:
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But then again, he is friends with Yourdaddy, so they are financially encumbered.
:rofl:
I don't even think you can buy red label in Scotland.
If Eddie's at death's door now, best he make peace with all his gods before morning.
Red label...does she hate you?
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Yeah yeah pedandirk Pom. :)Quote:
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Absolutely pink unicornically magical with some valium. :yup:
You're gonna be suicidal tomorrowQuote:
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But not til around lunch timeQuote:
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Kill or cure, respecto!:)Quote:
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^ Needs a slug of Ya Dong which surprisingly enough has many medicinal benefits.
But no Ja Dong for me any more. Due to spending a lot more time at home than usual, I've decided to stop drinking for a while before it starts creeping up. I now just have the occasional cider.
'Korat Chef' in Korat now stocks Thatchers Haze, Rose and Cloudy Lemon along with their usual stock of Thatchers Gold. Bottles of Thatchers Green Goblin, Katy, Rascal and Vintage are on the way.
Korat is finally becoming civilised and all it needs now is for the temperature to drop 10 degrees and the humidity to drop by 50% and it will be bearable. A decent Western style bar wouldn't go amiss either.
Anyway, a glass of Thatchers Haze (my first ever in Korat) in the rain last night.
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Why do you sometimes spell Ya Dong with a J, Mendip? Ja dong? Are you a German or have you spent too much time in Scandinavia? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Good news!!Quote:
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Cheers :biggrin:Quote:
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That is strange and I have absolutely no idea Nev.Quote:
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I thought maybe a typo but the Y and J are diagonal from one another but not really in typo territory.
I'm definitely not German, danke.
Maybe I have spent too much time in Scandinavia but it's a bit of a mystery. I'll try and stick with the Y in the future, although I've stopped drinking the stuff now.
So you have stopped from midnight to midday?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
I applaud your efforts, I can't do it unless I empty the house of booze completely first. Not being civilized like what your Korat is, I am terminally bored here by the time the cocktail hour arrives. And it arrives when I say it arrives. :)
I usually manage a dry Monday. Nothing at all. I can't do the 'just one' thing, better for me to have dry days. As you did offshore.
Anyway good luck with the intake management and when Korat get's added to the Bolshoi's summer tour then let me know. I guess they'll be looking for some new venues now, you never know.
Mendip, apparently Korat chef have Sarson's malt vinegar, dandelion and Burdock and IronBru too. A visit is definitely on the cards.
^ Aah, good point. I finished my vinegar last night with my pla nin and chips.
Korat Chef are expanding into what was the George and Dragon next door. The current shop is going to be solely the bakery and the old George and Dragon will be the shop. At least I think that's what the owner said on Sunday. This will enable them to to increase an already varied stock... I even picked up a couple of tins of Bird's custard powder and some Aunt Bessie's treacle puddings. It's well worth a visit.
I also noticed Ruddles County and a couple of other proper beers but I seem to stick with the cider these days.
^^ I only started this new regime yesterday Shutree so It's early days...
^Sober October starts this Saturday
I stopped doing these gimmicky month things after I grew a moustache a couple of Novembers ago and looked like a right twat.
^^ Haha I was just reading the thread with the same reply in mind.
I’m in.
looking forward to ‘can’t remember November’.
I'll join ya after my all day bender on Friday:)
So you guys won't be posting here anymore?
Sorry to hear that. Please don't post FooFoo water pics.
Good Luck
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Or a bender until December.Quote:
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Me too, i'll have my life coach Lulu to fall back on in times of weakness or 7am as its knownQuote:
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The only way to stay sober is to be isolated on an oil rig for the month.Quote:
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It's Minty and the 12 steps that you 2 lushes need:)
It’s 50b a Leo here and finishing work at 0630 has never stopped me in the past.Quote:
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anyway, I’m recharging my liver and kidneys the 2 months it looks like I’ll have off over the festive season.
Fvck those steps , bloody night mare trying to get up and down them pissed up.Quote:
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I've taken to pissing in the sink, a lot less hassle :)
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Of course you have :rolleyes:
What about outside the on the shed wall?