Thread: Khao San Road so cool

First time ever in Thailand I came with a friend from The Royal Mail,a fellow Postman who had been to Thailand before,so his idea of adventure was staying on Kho Samui in a beach hut far from everyone at Moonhut. A grass roof accommodation with a hole in the floor for toilet,long drop onto the beach sand. He fancied himself as a potential SAS action man,and roughing it on a Samui beach was a start. Then We had to get the flight back to Bangkok ,and it poured with rain,Samui roads became rivers,and Taxis dissappeared,so a Policeman gave us a lift to the airport.The airport was packed with Farang women backpackers and being Daddy,s girls they where used to their pushy ways and wanted My reservation out,yes they demanded My seat. No way,so I got the last flight out late at night and somehow this little prop plane clambered through the black clouds,lightning flashing everywhere and the wind buffeting the plane. Made it to dong Muang and We got a taxi,My mate heads for Khao San Road,even the taxi driver said We should have gone to a hotel near the airport. Exhausted I get to this ROAD that My buddy must show Me. I want to sleep,and Tuk Tuk drivers are shoving pictures of naked girls in front of My face,now tiredness brings anger, I shout at him,"this place is full of fukcd up people" and backpackers doing their movie "The Beach" thing.
Next morning got up early to get back to the airport to get a connecting flight to New Zealand.

Great post

All the SAS have moved from Khao San Rd to Pattaya , there's one in every bar, is your friend there,

That's Aussies & Kiwis then...

hope you never met Terry there, that would of put the shits up me.

My first ever trip to Koh samui, (wasabi please try and spell correctly it pisses me off, when people spell wrong)

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Koh samui

Capital S, dear boy. Capital S...

they where used to their pushy,were dear boy not where.
Lucky you brought that fake English degree init.

Wasabi : Could do with a few spaces between words and grammar and paragraphs in the O.P

SOH samui doesn't sound write

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Koh samui

Capital S, dear boy. Capital S...

Few more mistakes to find yet come on people.
Made it to dong Muang .

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Great post

Pisstaking is NOT allowed on this here forum.

Consider yoursel an infraction warning dealt.

Futhermucker.

I want to sleep,and Tuk Tuk ,

Wasabi and klong toey Betty has a English lesson going you may wish to join.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Pisstaking is NOT allowed on this here forum.

Feck this is my last post then.

with.

you may wish to join the english lesson as well, fek are all the English illiterate or what.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier

Great post

Pisstaking is NOT allowed on this here forum.

Consider yoursel an infraction warning dealt.

Futhermucker.

Originally Posted by klong toey

Feck

Originally Posted by Yasojack

fek

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Tuk

Spot the native.

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Wasabi and klong toey Betty has a English lesson going you may wish to join.

I would love to but when Betty is busy i am playing with the Goats,i have encrypted this post for your eyes only.

fek irish

Tuk is what mamma used to do when she put me to bed

Feck is from feckenham which is what becks does to posh spice

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Wasabi and klong toey Betty has a English lesson going you may wish to join.

Lesson 2 is on the way: quotations and sentence structure.

Originally Posted by klong toey

hen Betty is busy i am playing wit

Originally Posted by chassamui

Moonhut is still a peaceful location on Maenam beach. Very quiet with a nice clean beach and a rustic beach bar.
The bungalows have plumbing now and they run about 4500 for a 7 night stay.

Booking.com: Moonhut Bungalows , Mae Nam Beach, Thailand - 24 Guest reviews . Book your hotel now!

Thank you for that up date. Here is My update,when I was there a very old Thai woman owned and ran the place,she died and I believe an English guy bought it,and it is him that then upgraded the resort.
Well like most people who always think the past was the best,My friend was horrified at the improvements and felt that Moonhut had been ruined,his happy memories of rustic living had been destroyed.
My SAS potential mate did join the TA British army and loved it,because being in the Post Office He could go on military exercises at any time without any problems.
Then a Russian whore trapped him into marriage and then every dream he had became a nightmare,he is not allowed near Thailand and She forced the army to discharge him.This is another story for another time.
Beware of Russian Korva.

I'll be on Rambuttri street for New Years Eve drinking dark beer Lao, eating Sushi and thoroughly enjoying the company I'll be with.

Oh yes, great spot to be at the right time.

Originally Posted by terry57

I'll be on Rambuttri street

Is that the street with the red goo in the middle?









Sorry, confused it with Jambutty street.












I was leaving anyway.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Originally Posted by chassamui

Moonhut is still a peaceful location on Maenam beach. Very quiet with a nice clean beach and a rustic beach bar.
The bungalows have plumbing now and they run about 4500 for a 7 night stay.

Booking.com: Moonhut Bungalows , Mae Nam Beach, Thailand - 24 Guest reviews . Book your hotel now!

Thank you for that up date. Here is My update,when I was there a very old Thai woman owned and ran the place,she died and I believe an English guy bought it,and it is him that then upgraded the resort.
Well like most people who always think the past was the best,My friend was horrified at the improvements and felt that Moonhut had been ruined,his happy memories of rustic living had been destroyed.
My SAS potential mate did join the TA British army and loved it,because being in the Post Office He could go on military exercises at any time without any problems.
Then a Russian whore trapped him into marriage and then every dream he had became a nightmare,he is not allowed near Thailand and She forced the army to discharge him.This is another story for another time.
Beware of Russian Korva.

Tell us more about the russian whore.