Thread: Things that annoy you?

Back to annoyances....

For some reason the word "malfeasance" really annoys me. It irritated me when I first saw its use in the BKK Post many moons ago and I still find it irksome.

My soon to be ex-wife.
She is always moving shit. Every day I go to pick up something only to find she has moved it somewhere else. Often completely nonsensical. "Where's the lid to this pot?" " Oh, I put it in the garage....." Shit like that.
It's like she has OCD, ODD....

Driving me nuts....

Originally Posted by Troy

Originally Posted by piwanoi

,I piss my pants

People who piss their pants in public.

My PC is in my own little room in my house ,so I piss my pants in private .

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by piwanoi

Now now Moped man

What the fuvck is all this moped shit about? Maybe you are confused about this like everything else you post?

Originally Posted by piwanoi

nonsensical hate filled drivel

You just don't see the irony in that post do you?

Originally Posted by piwanoi

You really are a bore

Irony yet again.

Originally Posted by kmart

Bickering and sniping on the boards is a tad annoying.

Agreed.

Originally Posted by piwanoi

when some one throws a punch

Don't flatter yourself. You are the white decrepit hater with the superior, racist attitude, not me.

Originally Posted by piwanoi

Hey Troy you do not annoy me one little bit

He never said you did, but you can't resist making a comment can you?

Originally Posted by Troy

People who piss their pants in public.

probably an adult bedwetter. Explains a lot actually.

Before you get on your high horse Piwiannoy, as Kmart has pointed out, bickering is annoying. I've said my piece about your failings on this thread, so you go ahead and have the last word on here. You know you can't resist, even if you and your comments are irrelevant.

Well stop bickering and fuck off and go and stalk some one else then .

Originally Posted by Troy

Back to annoyances....

For some reason the word "malfeasance" really annoys me. It irritated me when I first saw its use in the BKK Post many moons ago and I still find it irksome.

It's malfaisance.

Originally Posted by chassamui

go ahead and have the last word on here. You know you can't resist

He couldn't . . . surprise, surprise, surprise

Ditzy (usually women, but not always) fuckwit drivers that dawdle along in the right hand lane, oblivious to the tailback behind them. Usually due to the fact that their back windshield is stuffed full of fucking teddy bears.

I need shaped-charge RPG's for these cnuts.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

My Mother Dearest is a carer, used to be residential now a nursing home... recently got married...

...Mum...?

Son!

Can I have a fiver for the ice skating disco?

I'm skint. Ask your father

Originally Posted by kmart

Ditzy (usually women, but not always) fuckwit drivers that dawdle along in the right hand lane, oblivious to the tailback behind them. Usually due to the fact that their back windshield is stuffed full of fucking teddy bears.

I need shaped-charge RPG's for these cnuts.

Drop rick (danger ) a line he has contacts !

Originally Posted by kmart

I need shaped-charge RPG's for these cnuts.

people who talk about a shaped charge are a bit of a worry. In ex military parlance, are you one of 'them'?

The expression "in spades". It's got character in spades. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by kmart

I need shaped-charge RPG's for these cnuts.

people who talk about a shaped charge are a bit of a worry. In ex military parlance, are you one of 'them'?

Yep, I've read a few Andy McNab books, and reinvented myself.

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by chassamui

Originally Posted by kmart

I need shaped-charge RPG's for these cnuts.

people who talk about a shaped charge are a bit of a worry. In ex military parlance, are you one of 'them'?

Yep, I've read a few Andy McNab books, and reinvented myself.

Pattaya regiment ?

Originally Posted by November Rain

I'm skint. Ask your father

Skint's me dog!...

-Charleyboy

So, I'm Dirk's mum and Baitong Boy's dog, now? Nothing like having a multiple personality disorder to stop you feeling lonely.

Nobody on this planet knows how to annoy me more than my mum.

You seem to have chilled out, are you back on the smack?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

You seem to have chilled out, are you back on the smack?

Not unless Patsycat's been slipping some into my morning cuppa

Free smack? Behave. Only the first one's free.

People that pronounce the word kilometre as ki LOM etre..do they also say
mil LIM etre or cen TIM etre.

Upside down houses.

That barbaric religious cult that says "Religion of peace...and if you say otherwise we`ll cut off you head and rape your family (male and female). Pigs Arse it is.

paint that gets all over yor hands when painting.

That squeaky angk angk angk noise my fan makes when it gets hot.

I hate it when you're making love on the beach, and on the backstroke it slips out and you plunge it into the sand.

and you know if you dont clean it up the friction will kill ya, but by the time you get back, its just not happening. Trust me clean even if the southern brain demands re-insertion.

The Fugees - Killing me softly

Black Eyed Peas - Where is the f**king love

Two songs that should never have had everyone jumping on a f**king band wagon

I think you're allowed to write 'fucking'.