Thread: Things that annoy you?

[QUOTE=Dandyhole

Also I don't like anyone farting in front of my partner[/QUOTE]

How do you feel about your partner farting in front of anyone else?

Originally Posted by November Rain

So you annoy yourself then?

Was meant to be ironic...or is that sarcastic. lol

Originally Posted by Dandyhole

Also I don't like anyone farting in front of my partner

That's the wierdest fucking thing I've ever heard. (Well, up there at the top of the list of wierd things I've heard anyway)

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Things that annoy you?

Motorcyclists mainly, but any cnut, that drives towards me on the wrong side of the fcuking road, oblivious to the fact they're in the fcuking wrong.

Agreed, they do my fukkimg head in.

Me too. I usually drive straight at them, full beam, and horn blaring then swerve away at the last millisecond, thus letting the gene pool deteriorate even further.

cockadoodling fekin chickins that have no idea of time, day or night,

This from the quintessential GOM:

While having a good moan is probably therapeutic one has to consider that it achieves little....... pissing to windward?
Sure lotsa stuff is annoying, to say the least, but if ya stew over these things the only one who suffers is you?
of course relationships bureaucracy, politics, corporations etc always present problems and frustration!
Me???..just look at my dear wife's smile and all is right with the world...keeping a full beer fridge may have something to with it also.

Originally Posted by Koojo

That's the wierdest fucking thing I've ever heard. (Well, up there at the top of the list of wierd things I've heard anyway)

I think it involves a "daisy chain"...

I cannot stand all the monkeys cleaning their teeth with just a hand in front of their mouth when I am eating. Toilets are never so far that you cannot go clean your shite there !

That SpamInCan.

Perks of living in the land of monkey's.

Losing lottery tickets. The buzzing that my crap tv makes. Oh, and the bleak, wet winter months. Just for starters ! I'll this poxy laptop, which is a total bitch to type on. Text leaping around all over the place. Bastard annoying that.

Te dirty bastard who drops a silent fart in supermarket checkout queue, cannot walk away because of the smell and lose your place!

Originally Posted by Satonic

Biggest hate is Mosquitos though...

Not annoy but worry.

Old African Bushman saying (I think)

There are three things cause a man worry :

A talkative wife
Mosquitoes
and
Dying in a foreign land.

Originally Posted by yortyiam

Losing lottery tickets. The buzzing that my crap tv makes. Oh, and the bleak, wet winter months. Just for starters ! I'll this poxy laptop, which is a total bitch to type on. Text leaping around all over the place. Bastard annoying that.

What bleak, wet, winter months?
Do you mean that couple of weeks around the end of January beginning of February when the temperature gets down to the low teens?
I don't mind that, gives mean an excuse to wear a nice jacket.

Coarse toilet paper...

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Coarse toilet paper...

Need something with a bit of tread on it or it's not doing the job.
Some people just have dainty rings.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Coarse toilet paper...

Need something with a bit of tread on it or it's not doing the job.
Some people just have dainty rings.

As opposed to those whom have rather calloused rings.....[from siggested over use].
Don't want to name any names, but.....


I'll take dainty any day.

Toilets on buses. FFS have you ever had a long haul seat next to one of those? I created a bigger stink than the creatures that visited it, and the driver stopped the bus and finally found/bribed someone up front to swap seats with me.

So much for another pet hate called face: lady stayed in the radiation cloud for the rest of the trip pretending she didn't know me.

Things that annoy me? All the lemmings Christmas shopping in UK. Seriously, you'd think that shops were never going to open again.Ihate shopping at the best of times, but my weekly supermarket trip is getting increasingly frustrating.

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

I've been a moody bastard of late but small things are starting to annoy the feck out of me, in particular table manners. Don't get me wrong I'm not prim and proper but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people chopping down on their spoon, fork or whatever it is they have in their gob, and having to listen to stainless steels clashing with enamel! The missus is getting ready for a scalding, my blood is boiling. The TV is off so perhaps that doesn't help.

Is there some change for men in their 40s, 41 to be exact? Is this what it feels like to have a period? Am I really turning into a grumpy old bastard or do things like this annoy you?

Way too many to list.

Spamincan troll

Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN

Hawking & spitting.

Don't even think of going to Korea then. The women do it as much as the men. They hawk and spit on the floor. Disgusting.

Originally Posted by oldgit

Te dirty bastard who drops a silent fart in supermarket checkout queue, cannot walk away because of the smell and lose your place!

Ha Ha , how funny is that. I just had the same thing recently but I knew who the dirty Bastard was . It was the very guilty Indian Woman in the que next to mine.
No kidding it was the most foul thing ive ever smelt. I let her know I knew it was her by looking straight at her and mouthing the words "you dirty stinking c*nt"

^That's not nice...