Thread: Got drunk, fell over...

Originally Posted by Kurgen

You think they hurt now, wait till you sneeze!

Sorry, OP...

Hope you get well soon. Here, take some medicine:

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To sneeze or cough hug a pillow. It helps. A little.

Hurts like hell.

Rolling around trying to ease your way out of bed to take a leak only to hit the wrong angle and set the ribs off again is no fun.

Give it time, stay away from funny things and eat slowly - last time I had cracked ribs I managed to choke on a fucking boiled egg and THAT hurt.

They can fix it with surgery now.



Curious, I didn't break ribs yet but nose and all limbs. How's the pain compared to slipped disks? The worst I know, unrelenting agony for weeks, mere minutes of sleep during the nights. Same problem with sneezing and coughing.

And no hugging either..

Nothing better than making your mates laugh when they have cracked their ribs.

Doesn't hurt nearly as bad as a slipped disk or a debilitating, ribs - sharp pains and dull ache, slipped disk - getting stuck in strange positions and having to call out for help.

I got stuck on the bog in a tiny loo in a shopping center in korea, where the door just opened and hit my knees, I had to call up the mrs and get her to come into the mans loo, figure a way to open the door with me sat there and help pull me up with a straight back.

Thankfully I had managed to wipe my arse.

Bloody Drunkards....

I must say, I an particularly impressed with the involuntary sympathetic abdominal muscle spasms that regularly try to rip the fucking rib right out of my chest.....
Kudos evolution, fucking kudos to you....

Originally Posted by Necron99

I must say, I an particularly impressed with the involuntary sympathetic abdominal muscle spasms that regularly try to rip the fucking rib right out of my chest.....
Kudos evolution, fucking kudos to you....

Ah, necron. we sympathize with you. We really do...

^ May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.....

Originally Posted by Necron99

^ May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.....

There's something worth listening to here:

Rib advice

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a 'fucking cock'.

Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.


laughing hurts too, don't it

Ah well, just think in a few weeks you'll be able to take a deep breath, burp, sneeze, cough and have a good laugh.

Time flies by quite quickly when you have cracked ribs - not....

Originally Posted by Necron99

Was sitting in a chair with wood armrests, went to get up and my leg had fallen asleep. Fell back into the chair and my hand slipped of the armrest and my bottom rib cracked right onto it....''Wasn't even that pissed.

Statistics say that most injuries occur in safe envriroments rooms, kitchen bathrooms.
I fell ass over tit on Sukhumvit Rd. (them fcuking pavements) so went to BKK Police Hospital with 2 ladies who saw me trip, 16 stitches in my forehead and when they 'helped' me back to the Park Hotel afterwards i noticed i had been robbed, they legged it too quick for me to stop them but it could have been worse - i could have smashed my teeth, jaw or worse and could've been carrying
more than K4000 baht so i got off light i guess.

Next time use one of these.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Next time use one of these.

Who is this for Willy ?, if me i'm only getting a red-x.
If not pardon me for intruding.

For the op. Dunno why the pic isnot posting

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