Top Ten eating places for pretentious twats

[harrybarracuda]

Do you like your food over-priced and under-sized? If so, here are Tripadvisor's top ten restaurants in the world (supposedly).

Best Restaurants of 2013

Half of those would be gone in a couple of bites.

[stickmansucks]

If it is as reliable as their reviews we know what it means...

[kmart]

Spent a shedload of moolah on some poncey meal in the poof's paradise of Jomtien in Pattaya recently.
The food was (cri)minimal quantity, served up with a "drizzle" of sauce over it, like the fucking chef thought he was Picasso or something.

Two hours later, me and the missus were ordering fish and chips in a pub, still fucking starving..

"Nouvelle Cuisine" is for people that aren't hungry, just wanting to be seen dining in some pretentiously expensive restaurant. Cvnts.

[withnallstoke]

Nouvelle Cuisine is a poof.

I bet the gay bastard can't even cook.

[Yasojack]

Bit like going to the Kobe grill in BKK, they think there eating Kobe when there eating Wagya

[reddog]

Spent a shedload of moolah on some poncey meal in the poof's paradise of Jomtien in Pattaya recently.
The food was (cri)minimal quantity, served up with a "drizzle" of sauce over it, like the fucking chef thought he was Picasso or something.

Two hours later, me and the missus were ordering fish and chips in a pub, still fucking starving..

"Nouvelle Cuisine" is for people that aren't hungry, just wanting to be seen dining in some pretentiously expensive restaurant. Cvnts.

agree with all the above,sometimes a company will want to bring me to one of wank
joints,thinking i will be impressed,i tell them any place that has a drizzle of sauce
around a child size portion meal is a con, would rather go to the nearest
italian or thai for a proper meal, o to be a foodie, the newest group wank.