The Goat Thread...

[prawnograph]

19 July 2016. After the unfortunate death of a mountain goat, Alaska residents and visitors have been urged not to act like the paparazzi when they encounter wildlife. The goat, which had apparently wandered down from a mountain into the city of Seward, drowned on Saturday while trying to escape a crowd that had followed it through downtown streets, the Alaska Dispatch News reports. After it had already been in the water once, "a large amount of people followed the goat towards the SeaLife Center on the rocks, resulting in the goat jumping back into the water," state troopers wrote in a press release. "The goat was unable to come back to the rocks due to the people standing on the rocks. The goat ended up drowning in the water."

[VocalNeal]

^ Sad. What no Pokemon in Alaska ?
Fecking morons.

[prawnograph]

How to find the Royal Goat Hotel

The Royal Goat Hotel could not be easier to find. It is situated on the A498/A4085 road from Porthmadog to Caernarfon/Capel Curig and is only approximately 11 miles from the A5 or A55.

[patsycat]

With all the shite that is going on in the world, i get great pleasure from this thread. Makes me smile.

[BaitongBoy]

You're not alone there, pats...Lots of goat "likers" here...

[Maanaam]

Lots of goat "likers" here...

Love goat. Curried.

[misskit]

I could eat some goat curry now. Made me hungry thinking about it.

[misskit]

Don't get overheated, BB.

[Maanaam]

^ Poor things. They've put off milking them to get their udders swollen just for a competition.

[BaitongBoy]

They are pretty hot goats, misskit...And two penises on each one...Fookin' weird, that is...Would withnall?...

[misskit]

Four Brother Goats Arrive in Brooklyn on a Mission

[bobo746]

Betty will faint.

[bobo746]

Pants down ready for BB.

[BaitongBoy]

^ 555...Boo will be AWOL for days, now...

[prawnograph]

NZ. Kevin the goat terrorises neighbours


A series of home invasions in Frankton, near Queenstown, has left local resident Sam Penny clamouring for justice.
"I like to keep my garage door open somewhat to let a nice breeze through the house and this f***ing goat keeps coming in and ruining my s***," he wrote.
"The second time it ate all my lotto tickets, s*** and p****d all over my floor and left mud stains on the carpet that are still there," Penny wrote
"The way I see, it shouldn't matter if it's a f***ing pitbull or a pet butterfly, if it's coming onto your property, into your house and ruining your shit, then the council should be held responsible for making sure the correct steps are taken so it stops happening," a frustrated Penny wrote.

[reddog]

It's not all fun and games in the goat world,see the Daily Mail rag is reporting that
Freddie Wadsworth,65, from Douglasville Georgia USA has been charged with bestiality
with a rather fetching female white goat in broad daylight.
The shame,the shame says Betty and any fair minded citizen.

[Chittychangchang]

[bobo746]

[VocalNeal]

^ and the correct answer is?

[patsycat]

Dunno.

I watched that Child Genius programme last week, it was horrendous.

The words they made those children spell, and the sums etc. Those may be the most brainy kids in the UK. But they are not kids. Pun not intended.

Kids should be out playing, not doing sums for 14 hours a day. Pushy parents.

In fact us humans are a bit like goats!!

[Bettyboo]

The words they made those children spell

Utterly worthless...

In fact us humans are a bit like goats!!

Do NOT insult goats!!!

[bsnub]

hmmm....

Nachos?

[VocalNeal]

Glad I'm not in primary school.


My goat is in a pen.

[patsycat]

Sorry Bets. I didn't want to insult goats. I love goats.

When i win the jackpot in the Euromillions tonight. I shall buy a house and some goats and cats and dogs and pigs and a couple of llamas.

That would be spittingly fun wouldn't it!!

[misskit]