I'm based in South Thailand.
It rains a lot, but it is also hot and sunny a lot.
The days and nights are split about 50/50 hours wise.
The soil is often waterlogged, but is based on limestone and normally quite fertile.
My wife has a massive thumb.
I have been trying for years to grow cojones, but the truth is it's just not happening.
Everytime they seem to be taking root, they wither and die.
I need the advice of the TeakDoor wise.