Thread: The most dangerous button in the world

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I have dropped out of my online learning because I couldn't remember my password.

^^ Drunk sms?

f*cked me over several times. Don't drink and text...

Outties tend to become snagged nearly on everything.
Most dangerous.

A history of the world since 1300.

And bell curves.

Discuss so I can plagiarise.

Every text I send is drunk. It is the best way to communicate when drunk.

What happened before 1300 that was so boring?

The Dark Ages : cultural stagnation / regression.

Oh....sorry....you're living in Thailand, aren't you ? Maybe you could re-introduce certain of the more quaint customs of that period, such as the Droit De Seigneur (The right of a feudal lord to bed the newly-wife of any of his subjects before the groom).
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^ yes, that had a nice civilisation then

all they were doing in Europe was building cathedrals

in the US they were roasting buffalo

Nokia phones have a dangerous button

Send to Many, in the message options

takes only a few seconds to send " I sucked off my first ladyboy last night" to his whole address book

He wont leave it lying around again

Should start the course from year zero december 25th, the birthday of a hoax.

In the US they were roasting natives..or was that later?

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