Just left her down the beach, it's that time of the month. 'kkin screamin an cryin on the back of the Jetski. What the fuck did she expect, a slow tour of the pier ?
Just left her down the beach, it's that time of the month. 'kkin screamin an cryin on the back of the Jetski. What the fuck did she expect, a slow tour of the pier ?
Was it a Jet-ski that she was on the back of?Originally Posted by Kwang
If I was on the back of a Jet-ski with someone else driving I'd be kicking and screaming too.
I suggest it was probably a wave-runner or a Seadoo..
Fear has nothing to do with the time of the month.
You probably scared the shit out of her and she is sitting on the beach crying because she's messed her pants.
She'll come good, just go to the pub and wait her out. (And if she doesn't plenty more where that one came from)
She ain't coming good. Once she gets that heavy load in her pants out and scrubbed up, she will run like the wind and find kwang.
We will be reading about another dead farang in Thailand soon.
Why not?Originally Posted by Kwang
I never looked bud, it was yellowOriginally Posted by Loy Toy
The Gulf, must be the same on your side too is really calm
Oh it does , she came at me with a meat cleaver last night, that would be funny if it weren't true. She is proper Nuts. I need to sit down and evaluate, but definately she is nothing like this when she is not on her rags.Originally Posted by misskit
She just came back, screaming at the top of her voice in Cambodian or Punjabi, could be Thai I suppose.
It's definately that Period, I need to get away for a few days I think.
Hey LT is the love shack free ? I reckon I could make it in 30 mins on that Jetski
That's what I'm talkin aboutOriginally Posted by Sir Wilson
Maybe I might stay in thenOriginally Posted by misskit
She probably had a good reason.Originally Posted by Kwang
^ Anyway, she's gardening and in a happyish mood now. I say gardening, but it's not what I recall from my last wife back in England with her weeding and mowing the lawn or planting shrubs and creosoting the fence.
She's just chopped down her Male Papaya tree. The thing grew about 50 foot in 3 weeks. That plant had to be the inspiration for Jack and the Beanstalk, I'm sure. Anyhow has to be a good sign eh ?
Translates as "digging a 6 foot hole".Originally Posted by Kwang
She's only found a snake out there now.
Sounds a familiar story... Except due to my circumstances I didn't have the option of getting away for a few days at the time. I also didn't have the option of throwing her down the stairs because we live in a bungalow.
If there is ever a similar scene again with my missus I will bugger off for a few nights and surround myself with girls who are more pleasurable to be around.
Suggest for you : Hua Hin - hotel room - bars... Give her time to cool down and think.
Panic over,
He ran away during the time I ran upstairs and she ran back out there with the mop handle.
Kwang you stud, give her the 3 inches she craves
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^ Fancy Inner Mongolia ?
^ Don't call him Mongolia.
What kind of snake runs away?...Originally Posted by Kwang
Why are a women different from a batteries?
Batteries have a positive side!
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