Buddha is the dugs nuts

[Jon Snow]

My son lost his cat.
He let it out for a piss and it disappeared.
He was devastated,………. loved the little fucker.
He got some posters made up and went around
the place sticking them up.
Got lots of phone calls, mostly from little old ladies
who thought they had seen the moggie in their back garden.

Anyway, 4 weeks and 2 days later, he’s riding home and spots
a cat that looks like his. Fukin miles from his flat.
It turns out to be his long lost moggie.

This is Glasgow, by the way. How a cat can survive 4 weeks and
2 days on its own in Glasgow with only a few scratches to show
for it is a miracle in itself, but wait, it gets better.

I called the wife and told her the good news
she said that she had spoke with Ajarn Att, the Abbot at the
local temple and asked him to ask the Buddha to sort it, which
of course, as you can see, he did.

She said to tell my son not to mention it, she was glad to help.

So there, all you heathens, think again, you better repent or else.

Oh well, even if you don’t repent, it’s still a good news story, for a change

[sabai sabai]

Aww, bet it's like Xmas has come again for the little tyke.

Has the cat got the taste for the wildlife though ?

Better get his nads done

[Jon Snow]

It's 11 46 pm SS, what you doing prowling aound TD,
shoud'nt you be out drinkin and shaggin?

[withnallstoke]

It's 11 46 pm SS, what you doing prowling aound TD, shoud'nt you be out drinkin and shaggin?

Buddha made him go home before his wife gets his nads done.

[DrAndy]

So there, all you heathens, think again, you better repent or else.

I think Buddhists are heathens, and they don't do repentance

[Cujo]

The expression is 'ducks' nuts not 'dugs' nuts.

[nidhogg]

The expression is 'ducks' nuts not 'dugs' nuts.

Ducks nuts? Seriously? Never heard that - I thought he was going for the "Dogs bollocks", but trying to be polite...

[crocman]

The expression is 'ducks' nuts not 'dugs' nuts.

You've never been tae Glesga have ye?

[withnallstoke]

Maybe it was supposed to be Dug.



Dug Thailand Forum

[crocman]

The expression is 'ducks' nuts not 'dugs' nuts.

Wrong. It's ducks guts

[Cujo]

Maybe it was supposed to be Dug.



Dug Thailand Forum

I'm sure dug would be chuffed to have his bodily parts imortalized in colloqial English, it's still 'ducks' nuts though.
Bees Knees.
Ducks nuts.
See?

[Bettyboo]

No...

[Cujo]

The expression is 'ducks' nuts not 'dugs' nuts.

Wrong. It's ducks guts

Only in polite society.

[nidhogg]

learn something new every day:


Urban Dictionary: duck's nuts

duck's nuts

To be the best in a category. Similar to bee's knees, and dating from the same time period circa 1930s

A:"Is C&C:Generals great or what?"
B:"It's the duck's nuts, alright!"
A:"Huh? You been hanging with granma again, dude?"

[crocman]

learn something new every day: Urban Dictionary: duck's nuts

Check your Urban Dictionary for Ducks Guts and you'll learn another new thing today.

[jamiejambos]

Maybe it was supposed to be Dug.



Dug Thailand Forum

I'm sure dug would be chuffed to have his bodily parts imortalized in colloqial English, it's still 'ducks' nuts though.
Bees Knees.
Ducks nuts.
See?

Wrong. In Scotland we call a dog " a Dug " hence the expression " Its the Dugs nuts. English equivalent being " Its the Dogs Bollacks " typifying something outstanding,extraordinary or superior.

[nidhogg]

learn something new every day: Urban Dictionary: duck's nuts

Check your Urban Dictionary for Ducks Guts and you'll learn another new thing today.

Indeed, you are correct as well - apparently an aussie term:

Urban Dictionary: duck's guts
duck's gutsAn Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.

Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.



I will personally stick to the dogs bollocks, or occasionally the mutts testicles....

[Cujo]

So much for budha.

[billy the kid]

eh up me duck
drakes nuts.

[Umbuku]

Indeed, you are correct as well - apparently an aussie term: Urban Dictionary: duck's guts duck's gutsAn Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts. Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse. My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.

Never heard that one.

Buddha is a paper mache Jesus/Allah/Vishnu. Karma is a load of dogmatic bollocks.