RIP: Alan Ball

[William]

World Cup winner Ball dies at 61

[Marmite the Dog]

^That's not very old. I guess it's healthier to laze about and chug beer.

[Spin]

RIP, An acheiver, unlike this present bunch of cnuts who think they are something special but collectively acheive nothing in an England shirt

[Marmite the Dog]

At a press conference this afternoon it was announced that David Beckham has been asked to arrange the late Alan Ball's funeral.

Victoria Beckham said "David's a dead ball specialist, so it makes perfect sense"