A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.
A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and
Welcome the new guy to the region.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running
Around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese Customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
Knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man
Urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another
'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door,
He sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and
Then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man
And says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around
The yard after hens.
The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have
Your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand.
These no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.''
What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.
'Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'man at travel agent say to become true Australian,
I must learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.'
Be happy dudes. It's a lot more fun than crying.
Oh, so this thread isn't a frank admission that AFL as a sport is as mad as a box of truffle wielding monkeys then.
It is the cut off sleeve thing, really gay. Just like the tight, short pants.
i was just down at the gangsters for the ANZAC test game and all agreed..fucking wrong in so many ways..same as 'away' jumpies should still only ever be the 'original's'
Ned, you and I speak the same language.
Ant, erm no.
Oh and Fred, nice one, cheers.
Mods, jokes? C'mon this aint a joke, more of an issue really, at the very least outta be in sports
Aussie Rules Footy;... (Aussie Rules Footy; Some things are just plain WRONG) 27-04-2010 04:57 AM nedwalk agreed mate, on soooo many levels
yup.
we speaka da same langauge...
Knoaf Mate
Fund raiser ???
yup. AFL auctions, some idiot paid $4,500 for that abomination!
at least now this little thread is in the right compartment..
now, what fool would want to even own that abomination, i hope they place it in the recycle bin..be almost funny seeing some homeless sole wandering down the street pushing a coles trolley with all their worldly possesions wearing it
Quite 'armless, really.
Sorry, but ever since Warwick Capper and Doc Edelstein and his pink helicopter I've disliked AFL . . though I will admit to watching it when there's nothing else on
yip yip.Originally Posted by nedwalk
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