England win third test... @ Old Trafford *snigger*

**Harry** · 11-08-2005, 10:00 PM

Live: England v Australia
THIRD TEST - (Old Trafford, Day 1):
England 211-2 v Australia

*waves 2 fingers at the Aussies - a la Agincourt*

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-08-2005, 11:20 PM

I'm doing a commentary on the otter channel. Magpie's on there and he's pissed & pissed off! Ha ha!

**Captain Sensible** · 12-08-2005, 12:17 AM

Yikes. I need to be there. Ozzie tv aint covering it. Prolly coz they know the poms aint got the ticker.

2:1 2:1 Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie. Oi Oi Oi .

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 12:19 AM

You just missed it, Captain.

You can listen to it on BBC Radio if your internet is pokey enough.

**Captain Sensible** · 12-08-2005, 12:21 AM

Marmers, please just call me cap.

I am surfing for it but yet to land.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 12:23 AM

Why?

**Captain Sensible** · 12-08-2005, 12:23 AM

Why wot?

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 12:29 AM

Dunno, Captain Sensible Esq, mate.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 12:30 AM

Dunno, Captain Sensible Esq, mate.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 12:30 AM

Dunno, Captain Sensible Esq, mate.

**Captain Sensible** · 12-08-2005, 01:11 AM

Fok off Marmers. I am just cap. ok mai?

**Harry** · 12-08-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Fok off Marmers. I am just cap. ok mai?

I prefer Sensible... especially if it irks you.

**Marmite the Dog** · 12-08-2005, 01:38 PM

Ok, El Capitano. Whatever makes you happy.

**MeMock** · 12-08-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Captain Sensible

Ozzie tv aint covering it.

What are you waffling on about capt???

It's live on SBS, every bloody ball.

**Harry** · 12-08-2005, 02:15 PM

Returning swiftly to the topic then...

England 341-5

England will be looking to build on an impressive overnight total on day two of the third Test at Old Trafford.

**Harry** · 12-08-2005, 07:48 PM

All out for 444.

The Aussies are now in with their soft hands. All we need is a bit of moisture to help the swingers.

*you're all convicts*

**Brian Damage** · 13-08-2005, 04:02 AM

Bunch of poofters, the lot of yer!

'aving swinging parties on the pitch!

Couldn't even bowl a maiden over if she were dirty-bitch Noi from Soi Cowboy.

Cricket players taking drugs? "Judge it's not performance enhancing, it's to relieve the fokkin' boredom."

Give Botham 'is coke and page 3 girls, it's the most exciting thing 'e'll see in 'is ca-ree-er.

**Butch** · 02-09-2005, 04:00 PM

McGill, Warne, Lee, Tait and McGrath...
Bring it on!!

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