Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Beautiful, dangerman Clarke gone.

clarke out.



worst shot this series. WTF!

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by peaches

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

If England keep batting like kunts they should give the Ashes to Aus from shame.

One thing I like about Marmers, when he's on the piss, he wears his heart on his sleeve.

Not had a drink for nearly a month.

Beleive that, beleive anything.

76-4

Excellent start, after lunch. Watson coming in, another dangerous batsman...

I'm still here guys.

Entertaining guests ....but watching this debacle.

I am not surprised though. Australia have a bad habit of collapsing.

Australia 76/4 (23.2 ov)


Let's hope the tail wags....

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by peaches

Originally Posted by Bobcock

5-183...... Certainly not the 100-1 we were enjoying earlier.

We..., i thought you said you weren't a Pom.

Fuck me - you Aussies really do know fuck all about cricket.

Hey Marmers, are you batting for Bobcock ? is he a Pom or not ?

Originally Posted by peaches

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by peaches

Originally Posted by Bobcock

5-183...... Certainly not the 100-1 we were enjoying earlier.

We..., i thought you said you weren't a Pom.

Fuck me - you Aussies really do know fuck all about cricket.

Hey Marmers, are you batting for Bobcock ? is he a Pom or not ?

As far as the cricket goes yes. He's Welsh and Wales make up part of the England and Wales Cricket Board of which the 'England' team is the representative.

As I said, you Aussies really do know fuck all about cricket.

Beleive that, beleive anything.

I believe you went to an Aussie 'school'.

And it's true, I've not had a drink during the Buddhist Lent so far.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

As far as the cricket goes yes. He's Welsh

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I believe you went to an Aussie 'school'.

So he's not a Pommy then.
Yes Marmers, we do have schools in Oz

Anyway, I said before, your most solid batsman, Rogers, is doing well. Hopefully he'll fuck up and the the Aussies will topple like a house of cards.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Anyway, I said before, your most solid batsman, Rogers, is doing well. Hopefully he'll fuck up and the the Aussies will topple like a house of cards.

I won't lose any sleep over it.

Bob is a taffy? That explains a lot.

Australia crawling back now ...

I didn't know Trott bowls medium pace ..... very handy player.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Bob is a taffy? That explains a lot.

Yes, but he sounds like a Londoner. 'Cor blimey guv' and all that...

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Bob is a taffy? That explains a lot.

Yes, but he sounds like a Londoner. 'Cor blimey guv' and all that...

So he's a half baked Pom then.

Don't know why they just don't call the England team "Britain"

England 238
Australia 152/4 (50.3 ov)
Australia trail by 86 runs with 6 wickets remaining in the 1st innings


Rogers 72
Watson 40

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Don't know why they just don't call the England team "Britain"

Because the sweaties would get their knickers in a twist (if they wore any).

I've said for years that the UK should have a single sports team for all sports, but it would rather take the fun out of giving Sweatieland a spanking all the time.

Congratulations to Chris Rogers on his maden test 100. At 35 years of age, he is the second oldest Australian to get his first ton.

Players taken off because of bad light...

Australia 222/5 (74.4 ov)
Australia trail by 16 runs with 5 wickets remaining in the 1st innings.


Good day for Australia.


Had to feel for Twatson. Would have done his confidence wonders if he had reached triple figures.


If we can get a lead of 100+ on this pitch, we just may take this one!

Well done to Rogers. He's really deserved it.

Out first ball in the morning though.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Well done to Rogers. He's really deserved it.

Out first ball in the morning though.

Pretty sure he was happy to get into the dressing rooms.

He spent a lot of time in the nervous ninties.

A few beers tonight, and a rest and he will be ready to help give us a healthy lead.

Haddin doesn't know how to bat patiently, so if he can stay in for an hour or 2, we might just take the game away from you guys.

Siddle can bat ok too.

P.S: Be a good mod and resize those pics for me, will you marmers. The latest version of photoshop from pantip plaza won't except the passwords they gave me.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

P.S: Be a good mod and resize those pics for me, will you marmers.

I'm not a mod any more mate. I got ejected by the new Nazi regime for telling it like it is.

Credit where credit is due, Barbie bowled very well today. Best he's ever bowled according to Warne. I expect he will be even cockier than usual now..

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

P.S: Be a good mod and resize those pics for me, will you marmers.

I'm not a mod any more mate. I got ejected by the new Nazi regime for telling it like it is.

Yer jaarken!! - what the hillbilly/thetyme parade?

You were the fairest around. DD will be rolling in his grave!

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

what the hillbilly/thetyme parade?

No - the Thetyim/Norton/Xzyte parade.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

DD will be rolling in his grave!

Indeed.

Not my problem now. I just like to poke a stick at the cowards now and again to to remind them what pricks they are.

Very gutsy innings from Rogers.

Shame in his homeland it will be labelled as boring.