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Originally Posted by kingwilly

A 10for, well bowled Barbie, only blighted by your cheating with the bat and failure to walk.

Still least he ain't a drugs cheat.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I'm surprised the umpires gave us that one.

Well, it would be a bit unsporting if Broad took Bird's head off to get the last wicket......

When's a lack of sportsmanship ever stopped England?

MISSED RUN OUT - Aus 213-9

Matt Prior, you have just fluffed your chance at Ashes glory. Jackson Bird is nowhere, stranded as Peter Siddle sends him back. The throw from Bairstow comes in on the half volley, Prior has an age, but the throw is missed and Bird can get home. In other news, the sun is out!

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by kingwilly

A 10for, well bowled Barbie, only blighted by your cheating with the bat and failure to walk.

Still least he ain't a drugs cheat.

Not sure there's a difference, he's up there with Hansie Cronje.

Ashes won.

Pressure, a surprising lack on heart muscle from the Aussies, fair play Eng.

England win the Ashes

Broad 11 wicket haul

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Pressure, a surprising lack on heart muscle from the Aussies, fair play Eng.

Blown away by a quality bowler.

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Pressure, a surprising lack on heart muscle from the Aussies, fair play Eng.

Blown away by a quality bowler.

A single bowler should be able to get 1 or 2 crucial wickets, not skittle the entire side. (Except for Warne). The good bowling plus a lack of mental toughness lost the Aussies the game.

And that good bowler is a cheat and a shit bloke.

^^ There's still the Oval to try and salvage a little bit of your pride

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Pressure, a surprising lack on heart muscle from the Aussies, fair play Eng.

Blown away by a quality bowler.

A single bowler should be able to get 1 or 2 crucial wickets, not skittle the entire side. (Except for Warne). The good bowling plus a lack of mental toughness lost the Aussies the game.

And that good bowler is a cheat and a shit bloke.

And Shane Warne was a drugs cheat. And the Aussies lost the game because their shit.

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

England win the Ashes

Broad 11 wicket haul

A great session, however, it does not wipe away his previous transgression. Just ask Mohammad Amir who was once ranked as the number 2 bowler in the world.

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by daveboy

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Pressure, a surprising lack on heart muscle from the Aussies, fair play Eng.

Blown away by a quality bowler.

A single bowler should be able to get 1 or 2 crucial wickets, not skittle the entire side. (Except for Warne). The good bowling plus a lack of mental toughness lost the Aussies the game.

And that good bowler is a cheat and a shit bloke.

And Shane Warne was a drugs cheat. And the Aussies lost the game because their shit.

Erm, just what do you think a lack of mental toughness actually means?



As for Warne, he took a weightloss drug because he's vain, just look at him now.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

Geoffrey Boycott, Ex-England batsman on BBC Test Match Special

"This match was a wonderful advert for Test cricket, today in particular. Anyone who tells me Twenty20's better than this is an idiot. England were under pressure, looking in trouble, and Broad was outstanding. Bell's hundred was lovely, but I think Broad would be my man of the match. Nothing was going for them, Warner was going well, then Broad bowled Clarke an absolute peach."

Hard to argue with that.

He took a masking agent and got sent home from a World Cup, drugs cheat no question.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

As for Warne, he took a weightloss drug because he's vain, just look at him now.

Yep. Looks like a poof.

Originally Posted by daveboy

He took a masking agent and got sent home from a World Cup, drugs cheat no question.

You're as bad as Bobby.

Just suck it up that England had their underarm bowling incident, it's shameful, it's embarrassing, it's tough to bear.

But you cannot excuse it, you cannot justify it, you cannot compare or mitigate it.

Barbie has joined the likes of Hansie Cronje, Butt, Asif and Amir as a disgraceful cheat, he did good with his haul today, he won you the match. But given it was in the same series as that refusal to walk he cannot hold his head high, he made his bed, now he has to lie in it.

Stuart Fraud is a Shit Bloke.

Well done England happy with that result.

England pace bowler Shit Bloke: "I was glad I could contribute. The wicket suited my style of bowling and I found slightly fuller length. We had to regroup today and to get nine wickets in that period after tea was a special effort."

Originally Posted by Gerbil

England pace bowler Shit Bloke: "I was glad I could contribute. The wicket suited my style of bowling and I found slightly fuller length. We had to regroup today and to get nine wickets in that period after tea was a special effort."

Contribute?

He damn near did it single handedly!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by daveboy

He took a masking agent and got sent home from a World Cup, drugs cheat no question.

You're as bad as Bobby.

Just suck it up that England had their underarm bowling incident, it's shameful, it's embarrassing, it's tough to bear.

But you cannot excuse it, you cannot justify it, you cannot compare or mitigate it.

Barbie has joined the likes of Hansie Cronje, Butt, Asif and Amir as a disgraceful cheat, he did good with his haul today, he won you the match. But given it was in the same series as that refusal to walk he cannot hold his head high.

Stuart Fraud is a Shit Bloke.

His just won man of the match

Australia captain Michael Clarke on TMS: "We got outplayed, Shit Bloke bowled a couple of outstanding spells and as soon as we lost Chris Rogers we found it difficult.

"We've got to play better than that - Chris and Davey (Warner) played exceptionally well but we couldn't get over the line.

"Obviously we want to perform better than we have done, we need some time to let this sink in.

"Our bowlers have done a fantastic job throughout this series, Ryan Harris was outstanding and I feel really disappointed that I've let him down."