Thread: The UEFA EURO 2024 finals 14 June to 14 Jul

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Pride day every day up in Sybilles rug munching land

Anyway Christ. The Vikings had control of this game , now the krauts lead by 2.

Fur ewe Helge the footy is over, back to Macrame Stimerolled onanism and akaavit symaptic lube for anothe r4 years, to be fair 5 million Danes are happier than 85 million Germans

Yeah that pic of the Danes having a shower in the stadium was priceless.

Tbf they were robbed of this match by the home nation.

The Vikings are opening it up a bit and the box heads are taking advantage

Krauts are leading by 2 and still faking infractions all over the field.

Originally Posted by Backspin

The Vikings are opening it up a bit and the box heads are taking advantage

Krauts are leading by 2 and still faking infractions all over the field.

It is not ‘soccer’ and no Canadians are involved. Why is your lack of knowledge embarrassing you, again.

Originally Posted by Switch

It is not ‘soccer’ and no Canadians are involved. Why is your lack of knowledge embarrassing you, again.

What a loser. I never called it soccer. And there is no difference between soccer and football. Both refer to the same sport featuring 22 players and adhere to rules laid out by the International Football Association

Twitch seems to be struggling, even by his low, low standards.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Twitch seems to be struggling, even by his low, low standards.

Well he is being dragged down by the special needs 12 year old.

Originally Posted by cyrille

The Swiss will beat Italy.

Two cracking goals last night, and a very good performance all round.

Tonight they will find out whether they face England or Slovakia in the quarter finals.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Originally Posted by cyrille
The Swiss will beat Italy.

Fine predicton MissTick Meg

Be careful googling or quoting yerself a young fella like you may go blind

I think you’ve peaked too early Joe. You don’t wanna pass out before the game starts. Though to be fair it will save you from being put to sleep watching it

Originally Posted by Switch

It is not ‘soccer’ and no Canadians are involved. Why is your lack of knowledge embarrassing you, again.

to be fair he’s never let his lack of knowledge about… well any topic, really, embarrass him!

^^......

Mainoo in. The big change. Apparently Kane and Bellingham have only passed once in three games between them, it showed. I imagine foden, saka and mainoo scampering around might create more space but it still feels like Southgate doesn't really have a plan. Still we're lucky we're not against France Spain Germany or Austria, just the Nazi sympathisers next round if we get through

Fuk. It's on ITV. That means the little Merch Pikey Keane and some Mercan bint jumping in every time there's a VAR question ffs. Think I'll stick 5 live on and watch it with the sound down

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I'll stick 5 live on and watch it with the sound down

I did last time but noticed the radio commentary was a few seconds ahead.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

to be fair

Originally Posted by DrWilly

to be fair

Willy getting in the mood.

Talkin' Chav innit.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I did last time but noticed the radio commentary was a few seconds ahead.

Of your thought process?

Never normally puts you off.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I did last time but noticed the radio commentary was a few seconds ahead.

With this Eng team that might be a blessing. Gives you time to change channel before they run through the midfield and defence

Originally Posted by cyrille

Of your thought process?

Never normally puts you off.

You cracked open your first Cheers beer yet.

Yeah, but numpt has located the elixir of English pi55heads.

He cracks open a bottle and all understanding of sporting events is obliterated.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Yeah, but numpt has located the elixir of English pi55heads.

He cracks open a bottle and all understanding of sporting events is obliterated.

Give us clue Sympl, it's getting late there and unless you're correcting spelling or being a grammar nazi you are not making much sense. Stick some Shania on and do some line dancing with your Mrs, lord knows wtf she does all day whilst you are monitoring TD

Have to say, Southgate has the best Eng talent in the last 50 years imo and so far he seems blind to recognising the positions they play in that make them so good at club level.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A crowd of England fans gathered in central Gelsenkirchen ahead of the match, draping their flags all over the narrow main city square between two churches.


The songs being pumped out from the main stage at high volume set the mood: ‘Three Lions’, ‘World in Motion’ and ‘Vindaloo’ rather than the ‘Ten German Bombers’ that rang out non-stop in Cologne, ahead of the last match. The fans are upbeat, despite all the pundits’ talk of tepid football by the team. As one fan from Leeds put it - now England can "take off the brakes". Another described the knockout stage as where it all starts, "For England, the only way is up".


Three England fans wear their England shirts and sunglasses
England fans in the centre of Gelsenkirchen

There was a video on Twitter showing a Britain fan with the flag draped around him. He was standing on a stage with his cock out.

So will it be



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