I don't mind so much the studio dollies getting involved during the break if that is the way it has to be, although it would be better with just blokes. But having to listen to them talk during open play at the world's top tournaments as actual commentators feels like cultural desecration and debasement of a sacred ritual.
Your sexism blinds you from the absolute bollocks that some of the men come out with
Krauts one down to the Gnomes of Zurich in Frankfurt an Main, which won't help Jock
Mountain Jews 1, krauts zero.
This is looking like an upset. The box heads were overrated
Meine Kamerade eine des Dresdener Zwingers hatty mir geschixkt
Shite game so far with Scotland and Hungary.
One of the worst of the tournament.
Porridge wogs and Bozgors are all tied up
Mobile Magyars Sink Scotland
A young Scot so intent
His tackle was built
On a reverse action kilt
So instead of coming
He went
The bagpipes are but a distant echo
In case anyone cares, the Hungarian striker has broken his cheekbone in several places.
Probably to his benefit that he was unconscious.
Poor laddies. There’ll be tears a plenty watering down their iron bru or whiskeys.
Overall it's a pretty dull tournament, thus far.
No real standout team, player, game or goals.
Nothing that made a hardcore ultra such as myself say 'Fookin' ell'.
Meh.
Plus all the 4 best 3rd placed teams go through nonsense. Just have a fokin' tournament that is 4 teams per group and the top 2 go through the bottom 2 go home ffs.
They could always expand it to 32 teams, might give Scotland a better chance. *
* And Wales. And Ireland. And Norn Ireland.
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