The Kobbie Mainoo Thread

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19 years old.

19.

Winning goal in a cup final and you've as much chance of him giving the ball away as Chitty as of shagging a bird under 70.



He badly needs a rest and time to develop further, but here he is winning the Euros for England and showing Rice how to win a proper trophy.

Declan certainly won't get that education at Arsenal.



Kobbie fucking Mainoo!

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The mad thing is, he's from Stockport, which is a big blue area.

Mad red though.

Kobbie Mainoo and the box-to-box run that won Manchester United the FA Cup | The Independent

And some fucking footballer.

[Edmond]

Winning goal in a cup final

Just like Jesse Lingard.


The boy's certainly ice cold in front of goal though.

As with his last minute goal a few months back, no panic no rushing just ice cold precision.

Not bad for a Centro-Middy.

Obviously it was the Scholes-esque vision and passing of Bruno that made the goal though.

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Paul Scholes: “Don't waste your time with comparison between me and Kobbie Mainoo…” “He is 10 times the player I was at 19”. "Just love the way he receives ball, calmness, awareness of what's around him and big goals in big games. He’s special and he's f*cking Red!”.


https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1794514401891934450

[harrybarracuda]

Funny old game innit. He was shite against us.

And the Manchester Dhabi academy was utter rubbish yesterday.

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Funny old game innit. .

Not really, harry.

You'll always be Arsenal.

[harrybarracuda]

And you'll never have one of these.

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And you'll never have one of these.

We've got 20, mate.

How many have you got?

A couple more than the plastics, innit?

[harrybarracuda]

We've got 20, mate.

No you haven't you dick.

There's only been one ever made.

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There's only been one ever made.

Like European Cups for Arsenal?

Oh.



Not

Even

One

[harrybarracuda]

Yeah but we get another go at it this year unlike....

Oh yes, your mob of losers who'll be playing Spursday night football.

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Yeah but we get another go at it this year

[harrybarracuda]

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Mainoo will be a perfect foil for Bellingham this summer, btw.

He is that good.

Like I told you all, of course.

Kobbie Mainoo did all this in the space of five months:

Made his Man United debut
Scored his first professional goal
Made his England debut
Scored the FA Cup final winning goal
Became FA Cup Player of the Season
Nominated for European Golden Boy
Got called up to his first international tournament

He’s only 19

Like I told you all, of course.

[Joe 90]

......

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......

In answer to your original question, yes, he is playing.

And the United-hating world are desperately waiting for him to make a mistake.

Cos he plays for United.

And that is why I aint no wanker England fan.

Fuck England and your "no surrender" ABU tossers.

Come on Denmark!

Come on Germany!

Come On Irel...

...oh.

[Edmond]

Kobbie Mainoo did all this in the space of five months:

Made his Man United debut
Scored his first professional goal
Made his England debut
Scored the FA Cup final winning goal

Did you copy and paste that from a pound shop almanac?


You need to get your pound back, ya clueless cretin.

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Did you copy and paste that from a pound shop almanac?


You need to get your pound back.

Do you spend an inordinate amount of your life licking windows and chewing crayons?

[malmomike77]

Kobbie Mainoo did all this in the space of five months:

he's still got a cvnts name coz his parents can't spell

[Edmond]

Did you copy and paste that from a pound shop almanac?

Do you spend an inordinate amount of your life licking windows and chewing crayons?

You only need to say that you don't actually know when he made his United debut.


Clue: He made his PL debut for them in 22/23.

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he's still got a cvnts name coz his parents can't spell

I dunno really about names.

Football is my game.

And as as been shown on this thread, there are some of us on this forum who know football.

And some others who really don't.

Embarrassingly so.

You know who you are.

In fact, I think there's one just above.

How embarrassing for him.

[Reg Dingle]

Kobbie Mainoo did all this in the space of five months:

Made his Man United debut
Scored his first professional goal
Made his England debut
Scored the FA Cup final winning goal
Became FA Cup Player of the Season
Nominated for European Golden Boy
Got called up to his first international tournament

...Lost to a team of fukking Eskimos
Is hot odds on favourite to star in his own pizza ad real soon

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...Lost to a team of fukking Eskimos
Is hot odds on favourite to star in his own pizza ad real soon

Am I right or am I right?

I've been telling you about Kobbie Mainoo since the start of the season.

Yes or yes?

HAL ALWAYS KNOWS

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How long ago did I tell you about this chap the media are now raving about for the England squad?

Hal knows.

CAN WE GET SOME LOVE FOR HAL?

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Kobbie Mainoo: Man Utd midfielder added to England squad for friendlies - BBC Sport

18. Years. Old.

And hal called it again.

A bit gutted now though cos I'm worried he'll get injured in these friendlies!

CAN WE GET SOME MORE LOVE FOR HAL?



It's actually difficult being right all this time...

...nah, it's not.