NFL 2023/24 No Video Thread

[harrybarracuda]

Niners win 27-14 over Tampa Bay. Brock Purdy 3 TD passes and a perfect QB rating of 156.8. Then our nemesis the Seahawks got beat by the Rams. We play up in Seattle Thursday night "Thanksgiving". Niners 7-3 Seahawks 6-4. Niner Faithfull!

I wouldn't worry about the Seahawks. They're shit.

[aging one]

I wouldn't worry about the Seahawks. They're shit.

Going back say 6 or 7 years they have had our number. Beating us both up in Seattle and back in the Bay. But they no longer have our arch enemy Russell Wilson who just drove us crazy with his running and ability to extend plays. Respect to him, Pete Carroll and the SeaChickens.

He is with Denver now and just led them to a last minute comeback win against the Vikings.

[aging one]

Hey Snubby,

How is the Niner- Seahawk game going? Gino outplaying Brock? How about the "legion of boom"?

[harrybarracuda]

Come on AO, at least give him a chance to wipe away the salty seahawk tears.

[harrybarracuda]

And they have the bloody cheek to eat the hapless seahawk's thanksgiving dinner on their own turf.

As the youngsters would say, "PWNED!".

[harrybarracuda]

Actually that turkey looks nice, that's probably why he nicked the whole thing.

[aging one]

Stinking it up big time. He has thrown 5 picks in the last three games and his QBR has been hideous.

no, not at all.

Huh?

49ers serve Seahawks some midfield revenge after Thanksgiving blowout




Good luck, the Seahawks have a chance for revenge in two weeks when you come down to Levi's.

[Stumpy]

Hey Snubby,

How is the Niner- Seahawk game going? Gino outplaying Brock? How about the "legion of boom"?

Ouch. AO...but as it goes in the rivalry. 9ers keep winning. I enjoyed watching the Cowboys beat up the Redskins...Opps... I am sorry Commanders, hope I didn't upset any snowflakes. . Still a long season left.

Happy Thanksgiving AO and Snubs.

[aging one]

Happy Thanksgiving AO and Snubs.

Back at you Stumpy and you as well Snubs. Been here so long a meal of left over spaghetti with some Penne noodles hit the spot. Had a nice salad and some garlic bread as well.

Oh yeah F%*k the Cowboys.

[Stumpy]

Oh yeah F%*k the Cowboys.

I feel the love.

[bsnub]

Well, I have to take my lumps like a good man should. My Seahawks took a real beating, and it was not pretty to watch. We have been off for the last few weeks offensively, and there was no way the defense could hold the niners off when the offense did sweet fuck all. I am putting this and last week's loss on the shoulders of Shane Waldron because of him the offensive play calling has been hideous. Not looking good the rest of the way for the Hawks, sadly. We have a very tough schedule the rest of the way.

Congrats AO! I figure you guys will make a good run into the playoffs.

[aging one]

Well, I have to take my lumps like a good man should

Congrats AO! I figure you guys will make a good run into the playoffs.

You the man!

Now please go out next Thursday night and kick the Cowboys ass. I will be cheering the Seahawks on for sure.

[bsnub]

Now please go out next Thursday night and kick the Cowboys ass. I will be cheering the Seahawks on for sure.

I have to try and stay optimistic but man we have lost three out of the last four, one of those losses should not have happened, the other two we got our asses kicked. We just are not where I thought we were. We are a good team but a very young team with a shitty offensive coordinator.

[Stumpy]

You the man!

Now please go out next Thursday night and kick the Cowboys ass. I will be cheering the Seahawks on for sure.

We it didn't happen but it was a fun game to watch. Incredible amount of penalties which slowed game down.

Now the 9ers have Eagles in Philly. Good test for both teams. While I say this as I bite my tongue. GO Niners. If they can beat them, Dallas plays Philly at Dallas the week after.

[harrybarracuda]

Go Niners!



San Francisco 49ers 42-19 Philadelphia Eagles

Brock Purdy threw for 314 yards and four touchdowns as the San Francisco 49ers overcame a shaky first quarter to pound the Philadelphia Eagles 42-19 on Sunday in a rematch of last season's NFC Championship Game.

Deebo Samuel caught four passes for 116 yards and accounted for three touchdowns (two receiving, one rushing) for the 49ers (9-3), who put together consecutive touchdown drives of 85, 90, 75, 77, 75 and 48 yards in a dominant performance.

Christian McCaffrey accounted for 133 scrimmage yards (93 rushing, 40 receiving) and rushed for a touchdown as San Francisco won its fourth straight game. McCaffrey topped 1,000 rushing yards for the fourth time. His total is at 1,032.
Brandon Aiyuk and Jauan Jennings also caught touchdown passes for the 49ers.

Purdy completed 19 of 27 passes as San Francisco outgained Philadelphia 456 to 333.

Jalen Hurts completed 26 of 45 passes for 298 yards and one touchdown and also rushed for a score for the Eagles (10-2).
DeVonta Smith (nine receptions, 96 yards) caught a touchdown pass and A.J. Brown had eight catches for 114 yards for Philadelphia, which had its five-game winning streak halted.

Hurts briefly left to be examined for a concussion after taking a hit late in third quarter and was replaced by Marcus Mariota.

Hurts returned to the contest with 8:38 left in the game.

San Francisco lost 31-7 to the Eagles in last season's NFC title game visit. Purdy sustained a major injury to his throwing elbow in the contest as the 49ers' offense was non-existent.

This time around, San Francisco's offense was clicking over the final three quarters, and Samuel's 12-yard score on a reverse gave the 49ers a 21-6 lead with 11:41 left in the third quarter.

The Eagles moved back within eight on Hurts' one-yard keeper with 6:51 to go before Samuel caught a short pass from Purdy and turned it into a 48-yard touchdown to make it 28-13 with 3:54 left in the third.

The lead grew to 22 when Purdy tossed an 18-yard scoring pass to Jennings with 10:43 remaining in the game.

Hurts threw a two-yard touchdown pass to Smith with 5:33 left but the Eagles trailed 35-19 after an incomplete two-point pass.

Two offensive plays later, Samuel caught a receiver screen and navigated his way into the clear for a 46-yard touchdown to make it 42-19 with 5:19 to play.

The 49ers led 14-6 at halftime after dominating the second quarter.

In the first period, Philadelphia outgained San Francisco 124 to minus-six. But the Eagles had two 12-play drives stall and settled for field goals of 26 and 39 yards from Jake Elliott.

NFL round-up: Deebo Samuel-inspired San Francisco 49ers dominate Philadelphia Eagles while CJ Stroud'''s Houston Texans end Denver Broncos win streak | NFL News | Sky Sports

[harrybarracuda]

I think I'll get me a coffee and sit down and watch a rerun of the 49ers game.

Who were they playing again?

[aging one]

Now number one seed in the NFC. Have beaten the other two teams, with the same records, Dallas and Philly

[harrybarracuda]

Now number one seed in the NFC. Have beaten the other two teams, with the same records, Dallas and Philly

The problem, as usual, will be getting over the line.

[harrybarracuda]

Well that must hurt.

Los Angeles Chargers 21-63 Las Vegas Raiders: Aidan O'Connell throws four touchdowns as Raiders score franchise-record points haul

Aidan O'Connell throws four touchdown passes while John Jenkins returns a fumble and Jack Jones scores a pick-six as the Las Vegas Raiders beat the Los Angeles Chargers 63-21 on Thursday night; the Chargers did not pass the 50-yard line until Joshua Palmer's touchdown in the third quarter

Los Angeles Chargers 21-63 Las Vegas Raiders: Aidan O'Connell throws four touchdowns as Raiders score franchise-record points haul | NFL News | Sky Sports

[harrybarracuda]

The NFL suspended Pittsburgh Steelers safety Damontae Kazee without pay for the remainder of the regular season and any potential postseason games for "repeated violations of playing rules intended to protect the health and safety of players," the league said in a statement Monday.

The suspension comes after Kazee was ejected from Saturday's 30-13 loss to the Indianapolis Colts after a hit on a defenseless wide receiver, Michael Pittman, who stayed down after the violent hit and was ultimately ruled out of the game with a concussion.

"With 8:49 remaining in the second quarter, you were involved in a play that the League considers a serious violation of the playing rules," NFL vice president of football operations Jon Runyan wrote to Kazee.

"The video of the play shows that you delivered a forcible blow to the head/neck area of Colts' receiver Michael Pittman Jr., who was in a defenseless posture.

"You had an unobstructed path to your opponent and the illegal contact could have been avoided. Your actions were flagrant, and as a result, you were disqualified from the game."

The league also cited Kazee's past history as a factor in the suspension.

"When players violate the rules intended to protect player safety on a repeated basis, and particularly when the violations carry with them a significant risk of injury to an opposing player, it is appropriate to impose substantially greater penalties," Runyan wrote.

Under league rules, Kazee can appeal the suspension, which would be heard by one of two hearing officers jointly appointed by the NFL and NFLPA to hear such appeals.

Kazee is in his second season with the Steelers. In March, he signed a two-year deal that included a signing bonus of $1.75m and salaries of $1.25m in 2023 and $3m in 2024.

Damontae Kazee: Pittsburgh Steelers safety suspended by NFL without pay for rest of season | NFL News | Sky Sports

[bsnub]

Gotta love my man NJ Murph from Topbillin on YT...



Monday night was good indeed.

This is not one of landerths spam videos.

[aging one]

So sweet for me, Seahawks take down Eagles who have lost 3 in a row. Congrats to all, especially Drew Lock and Pete Carroll. Gives us Niners just a wee bit of breathing room.

[cyrille]

^^Umm....

[harrybarracuda]

This is not one of landerths spam videos.

It doesn't fucking matter this is the NO VIDEO thread you spanner.

[beachbound]

Gotta love my man NJ Murph from Topbillin on YT...


Monday night was good indeed.
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Some incredible plays on both sides of the ball, by Seattle, down the stretch. I’m not Seahawks fan, but I was last night. Loved the shocked look on the faces of Eagles fans. Worst fan base in all of sports.