Champions League 2023/24

**harrybarracuda** · 18-09-2023, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Champions at home to Red Star Belgrade tomorrow night.

I shall be enjoying live European football, while the rest of you are talking about the past

No-one's going to bother watching the plastics buy another trophy.

**hallelujah** · 18-09-2023, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

No-one's going to bother watching the plastics buy another trophy.

When United signed Sofyan Amrabat on deadline day, Fabrizio Romano had more likes in 1 hour than City had for cheating their way to some trophy last year.

It's almost like it has been forgotten like that rapist you pick every week.

**harrybarracuda** · 19-09-2023, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

When United signed Sofyan Amrabat on deadline day, Fabrizio Romano had more likes in 1 hour than City had for cheating their way to some trophy last year.

It's almost like it has been forgotten like that rapist you pick every week.

It's almost like you're deflecting from your two wife beaters and the paedo you invited to your ladies games.

**Joe 90** · 20-09-2023, 05:03 AM

Man City 3-1 Red Star Belgrade
RESULT: AC Milan 0-0 Newcastle
RESULT: Feyenoord 2-0 Celtic
RESULT: Barcelona 5-0 Royal Antwerp
RESULT: Lazio 1-1 Atletico Madrid
RESULT: PSG 2-0 Borussia Dortmund
RESULT: Young Boys 1-3 RB Leipzig
RESULT: Shakhtar Donetsk 1-3 Porto

**harrybarracuda** · 20-09-2023, 10:34 AM

Terrific defensive performance from the Barcodes, and Pope MotM.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-09-2023, 01:41 AM

Sad for Union Berlin losing in injury time at the Bernabeu on their CL debut.

Even more so given that the ref must have had a boatload of hookers and coke from the Galacticash as he let them get away with innumerable fouls, while continually penalising Berlin for so much as looking at their players in a funny way.

Inevitably it was Bellingham who got on the end of a bit of frantic goalmouth pinball.

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 01:51 AM

Four goalkeepers in the United squad tonight as we didn't even have enough outfield players to make up the numbers.

Pellistri starts (as he should have done much earlier IMO). Mctominay dropped.

Not many options, but I'd have liked to see Mjebri given some game time too to freshen things up in the middle of the park and add some much needed energy.

Come on the weary, depleted troops of United!

Come on the weary, depleted troops of The Greatest Club in the World!

Come on the weary, depleted troops of The Great Ten Hag!

The season starts on Saturday. Just don't let our reserves get thumped tonight.

UNITED! UNITED! UNITED! UNITED!

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 01:56 AM

^ you need some testosterone shots

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ you need some testosterone shots

I love you ERIK TEN HAG!

My hero ERIK TEN HAG!

Forever in love with you ERIK TEN HAG!

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 02:38 AM

Onana are you De Gea in disguise

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 02:40 AM

R merchandise equipped for the Europa League? They have a championship level manager.

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 02:41 AM

What a performance that was for 28 minutes.

In complete control.

Few teams could go to Bayern and play like that for a whole 28 minutes. Let alone their reserve teams.

Brilliant stuff from United!

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 02:43 AM

If only it was 14 minutes a side they'd get away with a nil all tie away.

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

R merchandise equipped for the Europa League? They have a championship level manager.

Indisputably better than that legoheaded dick your bunch of pathetic nobodies have in charge. We had forgotten you fannies even existed.

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 02:47 AM

^ that's the spirit, chin up. R U watching from the shitter with a can in one hand and your mobile in the other have you strategically placed a mirror to be able to watch the game?

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 02:48 AM

Make it to the break and regroup.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ that's the spirit, chin up. R U watching from the shitter with a can in one hand and your mobile in the other have you strategically placed a mirror to be able to watch the game?

Don't booze during the week. If things get much worse in the 2nd half I might have to turn to crack and heroin though.

**malmomike77** · 21-09-2023, 02:52 AM

Arse are 3 up playing with 10 men

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 03:12 AM

Another fucking disgraceful VAR decision goes against us after just getting back in the game with the Hojlund goal.

Absolutely horrendous refereeing.

**Joe 90** · 21-09-2023, 03:50 AM

Manure need some Fergie time...or maybe not

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Manure need some Fergie time...or maybe not

Good timing.

What a performance by the red-shirted heroes of The Great Manchester United!

Cheated once again by VAR but never letting their heads drop.

Dominant in the Allianz arena with our reserves against Bayern for almost all of the first half.

What a performance!

I fucking love the Greatest Club in the World!

I fucking love you Erik Ten Hag!

I fucking love you our 2nd 11!

The season begins on Saturday.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-09-2023, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The season begins on Saturday.

When you get a new manager after defeat at Burnley?

**Edmond** · 21-09-2023, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

weary, depleted troops

It's September.

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2023, 02:39 PM

You've got to be a serious ABU or just a bit of a plank to be judging a manager, who won one more trophy than your pathetic little club did last season, on the basis of a start to the season where you are only able to pick this squad for a game in Munich against Bayern.

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**harrybarracuda** · 22-09-2023, 10:33 AM

Well Brighton came down to earth with a bang.

**harrybarracuda** · 05-10-2023, 09:45 AM

Bloody hell Newcastle. Good effort!

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