Tennis

**armstrong** · 07-07-2023, 11:15 PM

Quick lads, I need to know everything about tennis right now. Got a game at 2pm Saturday.

Got a bat and ball from Decathlon today and I must have some trainers somewhere.

**Mendip** · 07-07-2023, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by armstrong

Quick lads, I need to know everything about tennis right now. Got a game at 2pm Saturday.

Got a bat

It's a racket

**malmomike77** · 07-07-2023, 11:59 PM

^^ you'll have a lot of love

**Joe 90** · 08-07-2023, 01:20 AM

Andy Murray is British when he wins

Andy Murray is Scottish when he loses

You can practice tennis on Wii Fit for free, it's easy to cheat though.

You just sit on the sofa with the controller and simulate knocking one out.
Ciz knows the score

**harrybarracuda** · 08-07-2023, 08:15 AM

Somebody hits a ball at you.

You have to hit it back.

If the ball lands outside the inner set of lines it is out.

At this point you should "Out" if your opponent was the one who hit it, or "Fuck" if it was you.

**armstrong** · 08-07-2023, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Somebody hits a ball at you.

You have to hit it back.

If the ball lands outside the inner set of lines it is out.

At this point you should "Out" if your opponent was the one who hit it, or "Fuck" if it was you.

Did a lot of that.

Good couple of hours. Must be in my British DNA because I had some proper good shots.

Daughter was absolute dog shit.

**armstrong** · 08-07-2023, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

It's a racket

800thb for 2 hours it sure is.

**harrybarracuda** · 08-07-2023, 05:15 PM

I used to play every weekend against a mate in the Signals who told me outright that if he got his serve in, I'd never get near it.

Never did, it was a like a fucking blur. More like a laser beam than tennis shot.

Good thing was he could only get them in about once a set.

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