The Premier League 2023/2024

**harrybarracuda** · 24-04-2024, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well that seems in keeping with the racist whiff being emitted at Stamford Bridge at the moment.

Racist whiff?

The fucking place had a putrid, lingering stink of NF back in the day.

**helge** · 24-04-2024, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The fucking place had a putrid, lingering stink of NF back in the day.

Even I knew that

Chelsea is famous for that around my house

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

had

Not any more ?

**Bonecollector** · 25-04-2024, 12:22 AM

still a tad but usually just wanka, 'Gary's', in the shed end

**Bonecollector** · 25-04-2024, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You've gotta love Teakdoor.

Charming town

**harrybarracuda** · 25-04-2024, 04:03 AM

First time Klopp's lost at Goodison.

Wins for Bournemouth and Palace.

The Chokers had to come from behind twice to beat the bottom team.

I hope to fuck they defend like that when we visit, it will be a hatful.

Unless they get a new manager....

**39TG** · 25-04-2024, 04:45 AM

I would struggle to name 20 players who currently play in the EPL but I know that was a big win for Everton. Well done to the Toffees.

**david44** · 25-04-2024, 05:53 AM

So a two horse race with Arsenal with a great goal total , donated in part by piss poor Chelsea who's neaest to Europe next season will be the Euro Millions ticket vendor at Sloane Sq

**Switch** · 25-04-2024, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by david44

So a two horse race with Arsenal with a great goal total , donated in part by piss poor Chelsea who's neaest to Europe next season will be the Euro Millions ticket vendor at Sloane Sq

Man City look to have the easier run in on paper, but Arsenal can apply pressure by winning games while City play games in hand later?

**harrybarracuda** · 25-04-2024, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Switch

Man City look to have the easier run in on paper, but Arsenal can apply pressure by winning games while City play games in hand later?

The importance of the NLD this weekend cannot be overstated.

I know they're gobshite and we should thrash them, but as we saw last night, derbies have an annoying habit of throwing up the wrong result.

Definitely going to be a bag of nerves, as for sure Postigicogligliogilogigliou will be sending out his hapless bunch to kick us off the park, as they don't really offer much else.

**Edmond** · 25-04-2024, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by 39TG

I would struggle to name 20 players who currently play in the EPL

I can reel off the starting 11s for Barca, Milan, Real etc from 20 years ago, but would struggle to do so now. European football just seemed to be far more impressive back then.

I mean Dida, Cafu, Stam, Nesta, Maldini, Gattuso, Pirlo, Seedorf, Kaka, Inzo-Chenko. Real had the Galacticos, Barca were coming through with their tiki-taka style with Ronaldinho etc etc how fookin' impressive are teams like that.

**david44** · 27-04-2024, 03:56 AM

SLOT IN

Liverpool '''agree deal with Feyenoord''' to hire Arne Slot as new manager | Evening Standard

Liverpool 'agree deal with Feyenoord' to hire Arne Slot as new manager

Dutch club set to receive significant fee if coach replaces Jurgen Klopp

MARC MAYO22 MINUTES AGO

Liverpool have reportedly agreed a deal with Feyenoord to hire Arne Slot as their new manager.

Jurgen Klopp will leave Anfield in the summer and talks have been ongoing between the Premier League giants and last year’s Eredivisie champions over Slot replacing the German.

Multiple reports on Friday night state that a compensation package has now been verbally agreed.

Slot, who has publicly stated his interest in becoming Liverpool boss, is now free to negotiate his terms with the club. According to The Athletic, deals have also been agreed to bring over first-team coach Sipke Hulshoff and head of performance Ruben Peeters.

Liverpool are said to have seen an opening offer worth £7.7million rejected by Feyenoord before this breakthrough in talks.

The Reds were previously linked with former midfielder Xabi Alonso, who is currently leading Bayer Leverkusen through an unbeaten season having already won the Bundesliga title, but he will stay put in Germany. Sporting CP coach Ruben Amorim, a target for West Ham, and Brighton’s Roberto De Zerbi were also touted for the job.

But Slot, 45, appears set to arrive at the end of a campaign which has seen him lift the Dutch Cup and likely finish second in the Eredivisie with Feyenoord.

Earlier on Friday, Klopp, who had previously refused to comment on his potential successors, opened up on his happiness with Slot being the frontrunner to take over.

“What I like a lot about him, if he is the one, is that he wants to take the job,” Klopp said. “He’s desperate, let’s go for it, excited.

“I like the way his team plays football. All the things I hear about him as a guy, good guy. Some people I know know him, I don’t know him yet. Some people tell me he is a really good guy. I like that a lot.

“Good coach, good guy... if he is the solution or the man, I am more than happy. It’s not up to me, but that all sounds really good to me.”

**harrybarracuda** · 27-04-2024, 10:16 AM

Well I didn't notice that....

Sheffield United are four games and eight goals from being the first Premier League team to conceded 100 goals in a season.

Granted they're playing Newcastle, Forest, Everton and the tiny totts, so they may not make it.

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 12:07 AM

Manchester United have won 20 English Premier League Titles.

More than anyone else.

Manchester United are *still* the most successful league team of all time.

TWENTY.

**helge** · 28-04-2024, 12:11 AM

Yes; you were "successful with the Ladies"

Can't quite "get it up anymore", can you ?

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Yes; you were "successful with the Ladies"

Can't quite "get it up anymore", can you ?

TWENTY

**helge** · 28-04-2024, 12:23 AM

`You or Man U ?

Let me guess, both ?

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 12:55 AM

The "best "Liverpool team ever are gonna win a league cup

And the "best" manager ever

Ten Hag did it in 12 months

As we've always said among our Manchester lads and Celtic fans:: Tiocfaidh ár lá

And it will.

Just not for you, you scouse twats.

**helge** · 28-04-2024, 12:58 AM

Piss of to the Pub, you cheap bastard.

You are still young

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 01:07 AM

I used to subscribe to the Celtic fanzine too.

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Piss of to the Pub, you cheap bastard.

You are still young

I hope we're still friends

**helge** · 28-04-2024, 01:21 AM

Our friendship has never been better.

Still see you as my kid-and in awful need of adult guidance, brother

Have a nice night

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Our friendship has never been better.

Still see you as my kid-and in awful need of adult guidance, brother

Have a nice night

I couldn't think of better guidance from a fellow pisscan!

Went to the pub all day yesterday. It was lovely.

Drinking right through after a power nap, of course.

Cos weekend!

Just found a bottle of wine and a bottle of whiskey that somebody bought me.

I hate whiskey, so that's not getting opened, but last time I tried to open a bottle of wine the cork came out and hit the ceiling...as did about 1/3 of the bottle!

I still don't have a corkscrew...

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 10:08 AM

Smarty teeth

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Best Manager Ever they told me

One League Cup

Take a look at what a proper manager is

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This is the greatest manager ever (after Sir Matt) and you'll never ever forget him.

Cos he ruined all your lives

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 10:37 AM

Injuries have deflated Liverpool – not Jurgen Klopp’s early wave goodbye | Liverpool | The Guardian

They had a few injuries in January.

The Premier League 2023/2024-klopp-media-png

What have I been telling you all season?

Liverpool injuries- it's a problem

Newcastle injuries- it's a problem

Spurs injuries- it's a problem

United unable to field a left back or 2 centre halves for almost the whole season and a treatment room like Chitty's cooking: No excuse- SaCk TeN HaG

**hallelujah** · 28-04-2024, 04:23 PM

In the past 2 weeks we've had George Galloway and Keir Starmer talking about us.

This would be all over the world if it was United:

‘There’s going to be fire if I speak’: Salah adds fuel to touchline row with Klopp | Liverpool | The Guardian

United is what the country lives on.

You need us more than we would ever need need you.

Imagine a league without Manchester United.

Without us you would be nothing.

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