Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Their only pleasure is in seeing Arsenal lose.

You're having a giraffe, ain't you?

I was shouting at the fucking telly yesterday as you capitulated yet again under pressure.

You're by far and away the least worst option from a trio of twats.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Chitty.... you're being out-tarded.


Which is quite an achievement, to be fair.



While having 5 PL goals more than The Donkey.

Though, that's not such an achievement, obviously.

It's been a tough one for you to take this one, hasn't it?



0 goals in 24 games.



Has the poundshop Niall Quinn been playing with a blindfold on?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Arsenal would pretty much be guaranteed champions if they can stump up 100 mill to sign Evan Ferguson in the summer.

100 mill ?

Rumour has it that Haaland is on the market and for less than that.

Anthony will need other pastures too....I hear

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's been a tough one

It's been a tough one for every reader of the forum since Hagsy's been found out.

Originally Posted by helge

Rumour has it that Haaland is on the market and for less than that.

Why would Haaland leave the greatest club in the world?

He's not going anywhere

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Why would Haaland leave the greatest club in the world?

Cause he doesn't fit in to Pep's vision.

What other reason could there be ?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Why would Haaland leave the greatest club in the world?

He's not going anywhere

1. You are not the greatest club in anywhere and never will be. Greatest cheats, mind.

2. He's going to Madrid as anyone can see.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He's going to Madrid as anyone can see.

You been on the beer with Charlie chasers?

Haaland is staying put for the foreseeable!!

You honestly think Pep the tactical genius would allow that???

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You are not the greatest club in anywhere and never will be.

This is what a Quintuple looks like and you'll see back to back trebles this year from the greatest club on earth.

Face facts, I know its hard!

You are hasbeens and the new noisy neighbours !

Originally Posted by Joe 90

This is what a Quintuple looks like and you'll see back to back trebles this year from the greatest club on earth.

This is what a few billion buys an Arab who wants a new toy to show off.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're having a giraffe, ain't you?

I was shouting at the fucking telly yesterday as you capitulated yet again under pressure.

You're by far and away the least worst option from a trio of twats.

Obsessed.

Amusing Chelski tantrums because they didn't seem to care that Palmer is their designated penalty taker.

What a kerfuffle

No coincidence that Sterling tried the same earlier in the season.

I guess he wasn't fined, so this is what happens.





Palmer was noticeably more forceful in telling them to eff off this time.

Remember when their keeper Kepa refused to be subbed before a penalty shootout after getting an injury, and despite the officials holding up the boards and the manager screaming at him to get off he fobbed them off and stayed on.


Another team that needs a serious case of Roy Keane-ish captaining.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A bit too subtle that one for our Chits, I reckon.

He'll think they're 5 Stars.

I'll just leave this thought here....

Back2bacķ Quintuple winners

Originally Posted by Edmond

He'll think they're 5 Stars.

Or, at best, asterixes.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Amusing Chelski tantrums because they didn't seem to care that Palmer is their designated penalty taker.

whats the matter with the jungle bunnies?

Originally Posted by Edmond

He'll think they're 5 Stars.

He knows what they are.

All the plastics fans know they're cheats, they just don't want to admit it.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

He knows what they are.

All the plastics fans know they're cheats, they just don't want to admit it.

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