Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Well that sucked balls.

Looked leggy from the off and always second best.

Can't have any complaints, Villa worked harder and deserved it.

Cunty pissflaps.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Hal, you haven't updated your "Arsenal Fred" yet, what's wrong with you?

Updated- as promised.

Or, rather, guaranteed.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Well that sucked balls.

Looked leggy from the off and always second best.

Can't have any complaints, Villa worked harder and deserved it.

Cunty pissflaps.

You big fucking FANNIES.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looked leggy from the off and always second best.

Can't have any complaints, Villa worked harder and deserved it.

You fucking fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I haven't done much in the world, but I think "fannies" on TD must be my greatest work.



Imagine that on my grave?

"Called someone a fanny and drank too much."



My mum would be so proud.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think "fannies" on TD must be my greatest work.

Up there with "the pound shop Niall Quinn"

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Up there with "the pound shop Niall Quinn"

He never quite recovered from that one, did he?



I'm sure we'll be having a friendly tete-a-tete this summer when Harry Kane lifts the trophy and he's throwing tea at the wall in Chiang Mai.

Which is better than the poundshop Niall Quinn could manage.

I've noticed Moaners fans are now like Tiny Totts fans.

Their only pleasure is in seeing Arsenal lose.

Otherwise they're stuck in their little holes hiding and sobbing.

The fucking fannies.

Six games to go. Still time for any of the top three to drop points.

Originally Posted by Switch

Still time for any of the top three to drop points.

But we know who's going to.


Arsenal would pretty much be guaranteed champions if they can stump up 100 mill to sign Evan Ferguson in the summer. Still only 19. Would be the final piece in the PL and CL winning hunt.

Originally Posted by Switch

Six games to go. Still time for any of the top three to drop points.

Liverpool "had the easier fixtures" but look what happened at home to Palace.

Originally Posted by Edmond

But we know who's going to.


Arsenal would pretty much be guaranteed champions if they can stump up 100 mill to sign Evan Ferguson in the summer. Still only 19. Would be the final piece in the PL and CL winning hunt.

100m?

In know PL prices are silly, but that would be just nuts.

Osimhen perhaps.

Of course we wouldn't be able to cheat to get a signing.

Has he scored yet this year?

If anyone has the "disable emoji for member function" now would be a good time to use it. If Utd win just one of their remaining games he'll be insufferable

Originally Posted by malmomike77

If anyone has the "disable emoji for member function" now would be a good time to use it. If Utd win just one of their remaining games he'll be insufferable

I already posted. They will beat Arsenal and drop points in all other remaining games. Hal will still be Hal.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

If anyone has the "disable emoji for member function" now would be a good time to use it. If Utd win just one of their remaining games he'll be insufferable

Will be?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Arsenal would pretty much be guaranteed champions if they can stump up 100 mill to sign Evan Ferguson in the summer. Still only 19. Would be the final piece in the PL and CL winning hunt.

The same fella with 0 goals in his last 25 games?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The same fella with 0 goals in his last 25 games?

Well that's not Evan Ferg-O, who are you meltdowning about?

Christ.

He's still going on.



Is it 0 in just his last 24 then?

I've stopped counting since we went from summer to winter and now to spring.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Is it 0 in just his last 24 then?

Ferg-O?

5 in his last 24 games, as most games have only been a few minutes due to injuries.

Minutes for the season equate to only 15 full games played. 6 goals. On top of 6 in only 900 PL minutes last season.


12 PL goals in the equiv of 26 full games and the boy will still be a teenager 3 months into next season.

Now that's talent.

Originally Posted by Edmond

5 in his last 24 games, as most games have only been a few minutes due to injuries.

:

Being utterly shite and put on the bench is not an injury.



0 goals in 24 games.

Ireland's greatest young prospect.

Chitty.... you're being out-tarded.


Which is quite an achievement, to be fair.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Being utterly shite

While having 5 PL goals more than The Donkey.

Though, that's not such an achievement, obviously.