The Premier League 2023/2024

**hallelujah** · 19-08-2023, 05:32 PM

Forest v Sheff U was played last night but not on the telly here for some reason.

No midday game today so you can't (legally) watch a live game until 5.30pm. Followed by another at 8pm.

Madness.

**harrybarracuda** · 20-08-2023, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Forest v Sheff U was played last night but not on the telly here for some reason.

Do you have your head up your arse?

Or did you not actually read which companies bought the rights for PL in the UK?

**helge** · 20-08-2023, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Spurs v United at 5.30pm (it could be said that we looked somewhat rusty the other night so I expect changes to be made)

Who lost ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The Plastic Cheats v The Barcodes at 8pm.

Who won ?

Where's Chitty ?

**harrybarracuda** · 20-08-2023, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Who won ?

Al Hilal scraped past Al Nassr by a solitary goal.

**harrybarracuda** · 20-08-2023, 08:24 PM

Watching Everton this is season is like watching death by a thousand cuts.

**harrybarracuda** · 20-08-2023, 09:19 PM

As if they're not in enough shit as it is, Calvert Lewin goes off with a facial injury and then Iwobi with a hamstring.

And now they're 3-0 down and the Everton fans are leaving on 52 minutes.

**harrybarracuda** · 20-08-2023, 09:42 PM

Changing managers isn't going to fix that.

4-0

**harrybarracuda** · 21-08-2023, 12:32 AM

Fun Fact: Caceido is the first Venezuelan to give away a penalty for Chelsea.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-08-2023, 12:34 AM

Fucking hell did we dodge a bullet with that Mudryk.

**Bettyboo** · 21-08-2023, 10:36 AM

Everton, defensively, are awful. I reckon their manager could be sacked within the first month of the season.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-08-2023, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Everton, defensively, are awful. I reckon their manager could be sacked within the first month of the season.

That's not going to help them. They have a fundamental problem with their ownership and their finances.

**Switch** · 21-08-2023, 01:16 PM

I watched some PL games on MoD on Sunday. I had Man City Newcastle and Chelsea down as part of a group of 5 PL teams that would be real quality this season. Chelsea were a bit disappointing to be honest. Too many new players to bed in perhaps?

Arsenal and Brighton were my other two picks. The rest seem destined to be very average.

My choice for a dark horse surprise team would be Villa.

Man Utd, Brentford and Liverpool will be a bit hit and Miss again this season.

**cyrille** · 21-08-2023, 02:51 PM

So you basically picked 4 of last season's top 5 to do well this season.

Quite a scoop.

Do you also have Sheffield United to be relegated?

**harrybarracuda** · 21-08-2023, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

So you basically picked 4 of last season's top 5 to do well this season.

Quite a scoop.

The Plastics, Newcastle, Arsenal.... who was the fourth he picked "from the top 5" then sybille?

**cyrille** · 21-08-2023, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The Plastics, Newcastle, Arsenal.... who was the fourth he picked "from the top 5" then sybille?

Gosh, you managed to call two teams by the names that actual fkin adults use to refer to them.

Perhaps you're getting the idea.

Nah.

"Harriet".

"Twat".

**Joe 90** · 22-08-2023, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Who lost ?

Who won ?

Where's Chitty ?

CITY WIN!

UTD LOSE!

OH CITY!

YOU GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES

**harrybarracuda** · 22-08-2023, 09:32 AM

Imagine getting a red from the forum's chief smug wanker.

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**harrybarracuda** · 22-08-2023, 09:49 AM

Just fancy that:

Ayew:

Palace clear the corner but Saka comes back down the right flank and is wrestled to the floor by Ayew, who wants to be careful as he’s on a yellow card.

Tomiyasu:

The Arsenal left-back is off after receiving his second booking of the game. Ayew got away from his man and he feels a slight nudge and goes down.

Another wanker of a referee who made the night more difficult than it should have been.

I can't even moan about Jared Gillett because VAR cannot intervene in second yellow decisions, even if they're as fucking absurd as those two. Lerma should have been booked for the same blatant offence, too.

**harrybarracuda** · 22-08-2023, 10:35 AM

The plastic cheats are buying Doku from Rennes for 55m quid.

It seems they can't get Paqueta because he's under investigation after some unusual bets were placed on his transfer in some Brazilian paradise called...

Paqueta Island.

Subtle.

**Switch** · 22-08-2023, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

So you basically picked 4 of last season's top 5 to do well this season.

Quite a scoop.

Do you also have Sheffield United to be relegated?

Do you have the baggies down for liquidation, or just administration this season?

**harrybarracuda** · 23-08-2023, 05:18 AM

MacAllister's red rescinded. No ban.

**Joe 90** · 23-08-2023, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

The plastic cheats are buying Doku from Rennes for 55m quid.

It seems they can't get Paqueta because he's under investigation after some unusual bets were placed on his transfer in some Brazilian paradise called...

Paqueta Island.

Subtle.

Old news that mate.

City are squeaky clean.

**harrybarracuda** · 23-08-2023, 07:01 AM

How many charges again?

**Joe 90** · 26-08-2023, 03:37 AM

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**harrybarracuda** · 26-08-2023, 03:46 AM

Gotta laugh. Sky just showed transfer spends since 1992.

Chelski: 3 billion.
Luton: 30 million.

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