Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Mike Dean has left Stockley Park.

And is joining the show Jeff Stelling has left. The one for people who can't watch the game.

Originally Posted by cyrille

And is joining the show Jeff Stelling has left. The one for people who can't watch the game.

If they can afford Sky, they aren't poor.

Benjamin Mendy has joined Lorient on a two year contract.

The Barcodes have sold Saint-Maximimmunum to Saudi Arabia.

They've also signed Harvey Barnes from Leicester for fee believed to be 38m.

And Zaha is supposedly "on the brink" of signing for Galatasary!

Is it just me or is this a *really* weird choice?

Is he planning a divorce or something?

Wilfried Zaha has joined Galatasaray on a three-year deal after leaving Crystal Palace on a free transfer. The Englishman has long been linked with a move away from Selhurst Park to other Premier League clubs but has decided now is the right time to take on a new challenge in Turkey. Zaha, who made 458 appearances for Palace and scored 90 goals, turned down a four-year contract extension.

Wilfried Zaha joins Galatasaray on three-year deal after Crystal Palace exit - Eurosport

Chortle.

The British billionaire owner of Tottenham Hotspur, Joe Lewis, has been indicted for orchestrating a "brazen" insider trading scheme, the US attorney in Manhattan has said.
In a video posted on messaging platform X, formerly known as Twitter, Damian Williams said: "Today I'm announcing that my office, the southern district of New York has indicted Joe Lewis, the British billionaire, for orchestrating a brazen insider trading scheme."

https://news.sky.com/story/tottenham-hotspur-owner-joe-lewis-indicted-over-insider-trading-scheme-12927500

Fulham have signed Jiminez from Wolves for the princely sum of 5m pounds.

Chelsea fined for FFP breaches after another dirty cheating thieving bastard fiddled the books before he had to sell the club.
Chelsea fined €10m by UEFA for FFP breaches in Roman Abramovich era - The Athletic

Rotten to the core.

It starts at the head.

I'd have been delighted if all this despicable scum had forked off into their own super league.

I honestly think it would have been the best thing to happen to English football since Trevor Francis.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I honestly think it would have been the best thing to happen to English football since Trevor Francis.

you spelt Arsene Wenger wrong

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you spelt Arsene Wenger wrong

you spelt Arsène Wenger wrong

Wanker

Universally loathed by Arsenal fans (and players).

Absolute bell end.

Predictions:

Premier League Winners: United
Top 4: United, City, Arsenal, Newcastle
Relegated: Luton, Everton, Forest
FA Cup: United
League Cup: United
Grand National: United
Nobel Peace Prize: Lisandro Martinez
Player of the Year: Mason Mount
Young Player of the Year: Rasmus Hojlund
Manager of the year: The Great Ten Hag, of course

I can't say fairer than that, can I?

You need some Arret

Originally Posted by cyrille

Rotten to the core.

It starts at the head.

I'd have been delighted if all this despicable scum had forked off into their own super league.

I honestly think it would have been the best thing to happen to English football since Trevor Francis.

Football is finished.

It was finished with the rise of the plastic petroclubs.

It has been dealt a hammer blow by the Saudi sport washing splurge.

If only I wasn't a hopeless fucking addict.

Originally Posted by helge

Wanker

A complete F'kin wanker!

But, imagine how many more people hate him since he wore that nasty looking "kit"...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

A complete F'kin wanker!

But, imagine how many more people hate him since he wore that nasty looking "kit"...

That's a old goalkeepers strip....

Fuck me, no flies on you, harriet.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Fuck me, no flies on you, harriet.

I think he's confusing it with our stylish new third kit sybille.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I think he's confusing it with our stylish new third kit sybille.

Not as good as our 3rd kit.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not as good as our 3rd kit.

Yes, Travelodge Shower Curtain Chic will be all the rage in Chelmsford

Arsenal are supposedly looking at Brentford keeper Raya as Forest have asked about Matt Turner.

Van Dijk is the new Liverpool captain.