Thread: The Premier League 2023/2024

^ Put the bottle down mate

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Put the bottle down mate

Gooners and bottles

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Put the bottle down mate

It's more of a pipe dream than a bottle one.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Gooners and bottles

The plastics and cheating.

Arsenal kicking off at midnight.

Havertz and Balogun on the bench.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Arse'n all

Wish you luck in the coming season.

Anyones better than the Manc Cunts

Still no sign of Rice.

Jurrien Timber: Arsenal seal £38m deal to sign Ajax defender

Arsenal sign Netherlands defender Jurrien Timber from Ajax in deal worth in the region of £38m; Timber, who signs on a five-year deal, is a product of the Ajax academy and made 160 appearances for the club before moving to north London to join Mikel Arteta's side.

Jurrien Timber: Arsenal seal PS38m deal to sign Ajax defender | Transfer Centre News | Sky Sports

Apparently all the Rice paperwork has now been signed (hopefully it's not on rice paper).

Just needs Arsenal to get Rice back from Portugal and print his new shirt.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Apparently all the Rice paperwork has now been signed (hopefully it's not on rice paper).

Just needs Arsenal to get Rice back from Portugal and print his new shirt.

I hope you don't bottle it this year and give the cheats a run for their money. As the Glazers are still being twats, The Great Ten Hag's first Premiership trophy has been postponed until 24/25 (if he has the patience to put up with the leeches for that long), so I fear that you are our only hope. At least the poundshop Scotty McTominay will be an upgrade on what you have, but I still think you need another forward.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I hope you don't bottle it this year and give the cheats a run for their money. As the Glazers are still being twats, The Great Ten Hag's first Premiership trophy has been postponed until 24/25 (if he has the patience to put up with the leeches for that long), so I fear that you are our only hope. At least the poundshop Scotty McTominay will be an upgrade on what you have, but I still think you need another forward.

As I've said many times, Arsenal's problem was not having cover for Saliba. Our decline coincided with his injury.

Not being able to maintain two squads by fiddling our accounts like the plastic cheats, this turned out to be a critical loss.

Now we are in a situation where we have could Gabriel covering for Saliba and Timber.

Which is nice.

West Ham have announced that Rice has left without saying where he's gone.

On the subject of centre backs, I've just seen that Jonny Evans is out of contract and currently training with United to maintain his fitness as he looks for a new club.

He'd be a cracking signing for one of the promoted sides in the Premiership or someone like Everton (I wouldn't be entirely surprised to see him at OT at the start of the season either as cover for Martinez #Glazernomics).

Arsenal finally announce Rice. So now we just need Mbappe then

Jonny Evans is class.

Well, maybe not in that Barcelona incident under that prat Pardew. :shudder:

Seriously injury prone though.

To the point where, honestly, he looks done.

Thomas Partey looks to be off to dip his snout in the Saudi trough.
Arsenal may move for Lavia as a replacement if Liverpool haven't already signed him.

Mike Dean has left Stockley Park. Woe is me, oh woe oh woe.

Followers of comedy football may wish to watch the hapless tiny totts play Riceless West Ham on the hour:

Although Liveonsat says it at 17:00 and LiveSoccerTV says 18:00.

Fuctifino.

It's on Astro Supersport 3 among others.

Just a moment...

5pm Thai time I think.

The... I dunno.... Slimy Spots... Moldy Moths.... Smelly Socks... are down 2 nil already.


Kane must be busy packing his bagsemunchkenabersfructflafenhpsfructuluggage.

Holy fok.


The new Arsenal away kit.

The headlines are already 'Worst kit of all time??'

Cabbageworms

Originally Posted by Edmond

The headlines are already 'Worst kit of all time??'

It's definitely worse than the bruised banana.

I love it!